Rosalie, Cheerleader?

"CHEER TRYOUTS TODAY AFTER SCHOOLIN THE GYM" boasted a colored sign. Rosalie looked at the sign intrigued, "Hey Emmett?" asked Rosalie, "Do you think I could be a cheerleader?" "I don't know, I mean, I wouldn't be able to look at you." he said sadly. Rosalie became alarmed "WHY?" "I'd get a boner every time I saw you in that outfit. Emmett said innocently. "UGH! Im going to punch you in the face!" Rosalie joked. They continued down the hall holding hands ignoring the usual stares.

They met up with Alice and Jasper who were coming out of Trigonometry. Alice was staring off into space and suddenly said, "Rose, You can't!" Rosalie groaned. "I was going to ask you to come.." Alice looked down. "Oh, then, let's do it!" "Oooh I don't want to miss that action." Emmett said in a perverted tone. "Wait, Rosalie, before you punch Emmett for being a pervert," Jasper said when he saw Rosalie about to punch Emmett, "What are you guys going to do?" Rosalie giggled excitedly "Were going to be cheerleaders!" Jasper was definitely NOT Expecting that. "Oh," he said, "SO that mean I'll see Alice in that skimpy uniform?" he said pointing to a cheerleader. Emmett grinned "I know right beep bepp welcome to boner city! population Emmett and Jasper!" Rosalie punched him the arm. Hard. "OOOOWWIEEE!" he bellowed. All conversation in the hallway stopped. "Let that be a warning mister" Rosalie said quietly while everyone began talking again. "Well," Jasper defended "It is probably true."

During lunch they sat with Edward outside in the shade and teased him about this busty redhead who kept making it obvious she wanted to hook up him. "Hey Edward, what are you doing later?" the red head asked breathily. Edward cleared his throat and Emmett grinned and answered for him. "No of course not he was just telling me how much he's wanted to "hang out" with you" Emmett said making an innuendo. Rosalie, Alice and Jasper snickered and Edward told the girl that he had plans and the girl walked away hurt and confused. "That was uncalled for." Edward growled. "Sorry, just trying to get you an ass to squeeze." Edward kicked Emmett under the table but Rosalie instead. They all heard a loud CRACK! Rosalie screamed. She lifted up her pants leg. There was a HUGE crack in her leg.

"IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Rosalie shrieked. See, when Edward tried to kick Emmett, he used all his strength and he's second strongest compared Emmett kicking wise and when he kicked he hit rose whose legs aren't as strong as Emmett's so it cracked her leg severely. Emmett took her to the car so it could heal by cheer tryouts.

She came back to class about two classes before the end of the day. Unfortunately for Edward it was gym with Rosalie. Today they were playing dodgeball. Rosalie and Edward were on opposite teams. She got a ball and hurled it as hard as she could at Edward at his balls. He dropped to the ground in pain. Rosalie was taken out for hitting Edward in the balls.

After Gym, Rose had Social Studies. Emmett was there and so was Alice and Jasper even though they were "younger" than Emmett and Rosalie. During the beginning Rose told them about gym class. Emmett and Jasper winced but laughed and Alice just laughed. During Social Studies the teacher Mr. Hacklebern announced that they're next unit would be the Great Depression. Rosalie stiffened and six eyes glanced at her. Emmett's hand gripped Rose's. "Today because we finished early we'll start with one of the most known banks in the Great Depression. First one of the greatest is King National Bank in Rochester owned by Royce King the First" Rosalie bent her head filling with all the memories. Luckily the bell rang then signaling the end of the day. Rosalie rushed out, Emmett following closely behind, Alice and Jasper after that. Rosalie ran to the gym.

"Rose, slow down!" Alice called "You can't be serious about going to try outs now." Rosalie whirled around and Alice almost ran into her. "oh, I'm going and I'm going to show that arrogant piece of shit Royce that and I'm not just a piece of nice ass." She turned back around and walked away angrily. Alice groaned. "This is not going to be good." She started to following Rosalie towards the gym