Switched.

It was a normal day but Fiona was in a bad mood with her husband. He'd forgotten their anniversary and she was fuming. Puss watched as she fed the triplets their milk. "You okay senora?" he asked her. "No I'm not! Shrek… He forgot our anniversary and it makes me sad." She told him. He understood as he pulled out something. It was a cookie but it was no ordinary one. It was magic. "Thanks Puss." She said as she stroked him.

He then saw Donkey followed by Shrek. He had gathered sunflowers in his hand for her. He watched as she walked away from him in anger. "I'm sorry honey, okay?" he said under his breath as they broke the cookie into two. Fiona ate her half as well as Shrek. Puss looked worried. "What's wrong senor? It's just a cookie right?" Donkey said to him. He nodded nervously. Later that night as they fell asleep, they felt weird as if they weren't themselves. Puss watched as their inner selves went into each other's bodies. He smiled but was shocked. "I hope they're not too upset." He thought as he fell asleep in the living room.

The next morning Donkey heard both Shrek and Fiona scream and ran into their room. "Ahh! Don't die, Don't die!" he yelled. Fiona was nervous as she looked down at her body to find it was her husband's and Shrek wasn't too happy to be in a girl's body either. "How did this happen?" Fiona asked worried. "I don't know but if you're going to be me for a while, can you at least talk like me?" he told her.

Things were not good and they could only get worse as hunters showed up… Shrek smiled evilly as he looked down at Fiona's body. "Hey if I'm you, that means I can kick butt! Let the ass kicking commence!" he yelled but he sounded like Fiona. She rolled his brown eyes at that. He then tried to do a flying kick but it didn't work out right. The hunters laughed at that as they tied him up. But then Fiona kicked their butts in Shrek's body and sent them off screaming. She smiled as she untied him. "I've still got it." she said as he stormed off angry. "I should've ben able to kick butt. I am in your body, right? Maybe this is a crazy dream and I'm gonna wake up soon." Shrek said to her. "I hate to disappoint ya but it's not and we're in each other's bodies but you don't know a single karate move." she told him. Puss smiled at that. But somebody was watching this, someone who held a grudge against Shrek since he was born...