Today was not a good day for Lyra. Yet another annoying fanpony claiming they were "Human" and that they "Played PF2" had brought her a plushie and used it as a declaration of love to try and signify they were meant for each other. Why couldn't they see she was just not interested? She didn't 'go that way'.

The latest one was some colt named "R'ZA" or something like that. He said, and she quotes, "My burning love inside me is that mightier than Celestia's sun. I would fly into space and stop the sun itself from turning for you. I would donate five of my two kidneys to save your life. I could show you the world, shining shimmering splendid. I give you this adorable plushie as a sign of our love. Now follow me home to my world, and there we shall be wed, you can be with humans, and then we shall ****." The last one was the breaking point for lyra. Lets just say R'QA won't be walking...ever.

Lyra was currently in the middle of a walk through cp_gorge when she saw a pony on a stretcher under a blanket. Flipping the blanket over, she saw a black mare with a green mane. The mare then preceeded to awaken, "Wha...where am I? All I remember is passing out drunk in my apartment while looking at my collection." Normally Lyra would've backed away slowly but there was not telling when this chance would happen again. "Hello there! Don't you remember me? You asked me out on a date last night before you passed out walking home."

"Huh. Now I remember." the mare (who shall now be called Mute) replied. Things were going well.

"You remember our plans for tonight right?"

"Of course I do!"

And then everything Legendary sought after occurred.

Mute and Lyra were seperated the next day. Mute was killed in her sleep with the only clue being a blood stain on the wall reading: 'potstrohs'. Lyra was dragged away by Bonbon who was very mad at Lyra for forgetting they were due to be married later that day. Legendary managed to regain walking but this was remedied when he intruded on Lyra's honeymoon.

THE END