*Authors notes:* Please don't get pissed at me because there are different coupling and most are slash(same gender) And if you are offended by such, please turn back now, don't email me or review me with hate because I warned you!

PS don't be offended by any Harry Potter characters, I don't own them, same copyright laws here..

PPS: Lott will personally kill any one who flames us



*The COMPANY forms two main groups. As the music begins, a group of

dancers start a sensual life and death dance, while a group of actors

gather around a table center stage to speak words of passion which

punctuate the dancing. Eventually, the actors converge on the table and

cover themselves with a white sheet, while moving to the music*

GROUP A (Ron, Malfoy, The Duke, Zidler)

Hot-hot-hot-sweat-sweet

Wet-wet-wet-red-heat

Hot-hot-hot-sweat-sweet

Wet-wet-wet-red-heat

Please don't stop please

Please don't stop stop

Stop stop stop don't

Please please please please

Hot-hot-hot-sweat-sweet

Wet-wet-wet-red-heat

Sticky-licky-trickle-tickle

Steamy-creamy-stroking-soaking

GROUP B (Hermione, Voldemort, Hitler, Draco)

Hot-hot-hot-sweat-sweet

Wet-wet-wet-red-heat

Voldemort:

Touch

Hitler:

Taste

Hermione:

Deep

Voldemort:

Dark

Hitler:

Kiss

Voldemort:

Beg

Hermione:

Slap

Hermione, Voldemort & Zidler:

Fear

Zidler:

Thick

Zidler, Hermione & Voldemort:

Red, red

Red, red

Red, red please

Voldemort:

Harder

Draco:

Faster

Voldemort:

Wetter

Hermione:

Bastard

Zilder:

You whore

Voldemort:

You cannibal

Hermione & Draco:

More

Voldermort:

You animal

Voldemort, Zidler & Hermione:

Fluid no fluid no contact yes

No contact

ALL:

Fire fire burn-burn yes

No latex rubber rubber

Fire latex rubber latex bummer

Lover bummer

*The music explodes into a fevered rhythmic heat as Draco is revealed

in a lone spotlight, dancing wildly*

Draco:

Take me

Take me

Today for you

Tomorrow for me

Today me

Tomorrow you

Tomorrow you

Love

you

Love you

I love

You I love

You!

Take me

Take me

I love you

*The music dies as Draco vanishes*

Ron's VOICE:

Um

Malfoy'S VOICE:

Wait

Hermione's VOICE:

Slipped

Zidler's VOICE:

Shit

Malfoy's VOICE:

Ow

Ron's VOICE:

Where'd it go?

Hermione's VOICE:

Safe

Zidler's VOICE:

Damn

Voldemort's VOICE:

I think I missed

Don't get pissed

ALL:

It was bad for me - was it bad for you?

Malfoy:

It's over

Voldemort:

It's over

Ron:

It's over

Hermione:

It's over

Zidler:

It's over

End of chapter one. Hurrah, continue reading. If you are at all offended please note that this is for humor and inside jokes only. So if you don't like it, don't read it, NERFY NERFY!!!

~*Lady of GIR and Sean*~

~*Lady of the Trees*~

~*Lady of Magic*~