NOTE: Okay, this is just a little fanfic on crack. All characters are OUT of character.. And insane. Just enjoy the good laughs. ^_~ Leave reviews if you'd like.

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Random Hogwarts girl : "Hey Riddle!"

Tom Riddle : *Turns around from his group of friends.* " Yes?" * smiles lightly*

Random Girl: *blushes* "I'm doing a survey for the Hogwarts new Magazine. I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions."

Tom Riddle: "We have a Magazine?! Wait." * shifts his weight to one side* "Do you want me to model for the cover? Because I've been working on my new swimsuit pose.. It goes something like this." * shoos his friends away from the steps and does a pose* "Eh? Pretty sweet, huh?"

Random Girl: "Hehehee.. Oh Tom you Silly boy! I'm not asking you to model! I just wanna ask y- *she was cut off suddenly by Tom."

Tom Riddle: "okayfinewhatevergoawaythen." *jerks his body away from the stars*

Random Girl: * Grabs his robes* " LISTEN TO ME!!"

Tom Riddle: "Holy CRAP! OKAY!!!"

Random Girl: * lets go of his robes and relaxes back to her sweet little self* " I wanted to ask what it is you look for in a girl?"

Tom Riddle: "Liiikkkeee…?"

Random Girl: "Like Brains? Sexy Legs? Breasts the size of basketballs?"

Tom Riddle: "What the hell is a basketball?"

Random Girl: "Never mind that. Just answer the question."

Tom Riddle: "Wait- before I do this… are you SURE you don't want me to model for the cover? You DO realize that I'm hottest Character in the second Movie right? "

Random Girl : "What movie?"

Tom Riddle: "Forget it".

Random Girl: "Oh PLEASE do my survey!!!" *smacks his arm with her book*

Tom Riddle: "Oww…" * rubs his arm* "What the hell is that book made out of?!"

Random Girl: "…….. Just.. Answer the question.."

Tom Riddle : "Alright girlfriend. Chill out." *folds his arms* "Lets see.. What do I like in a girl? What do I look for in a girl? Hmmm.." * rubs his chin as he looks up in serious deep thought.* "Girls…. Breasts…" *squints and mumbles* "Waait.." *shakes his hand at her as he keeps thinking in deep thought* "It's coming… Something about breasts and legs… hmm.. I've almost got it…"

Random Girl: *crosses her arms * "Today Junior."

Tom Riddle: "Oh Hell…" * sighs and puts his hands on his hips* "I Dunno girly. I lost my train of thought. Just give me one more second… I hardly ever think about girls. No time! I'm planning to kill Harry Potter!"

Random Girl: "Forget it! I hope you have a wonderful time planning something that's only going to ruin you in the end! UUURRGGH!!" * Huffs and puffs at him before storming off*

Tom Riddle: "Wow… I liked her legs… Her breasts weren't too bad either…" * thinks for a second* "Wait a second!!! I remember now!!!! Come back!!"

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