Mario tilted up his cap and said slowly, deliberately, "You big piece of shit."
Sonic avoided each fireball that Mario threw and said "Look, fucker. You've had this coming for over twenty years. That was the best blow job I've gotten in a while, and your bitch got what she deserved: a good guy. It's surprising that a hedgehog can compete with you for that shit."
Mario got pissed and rushed at him with a flaming fist. But Sonic dodged him. Mario punched at him several times, each time getting more and more agitated. But Sonic dodged each punch while taunting him more and more. Eventually Mario got really mad and tackled Sonic.
Mario got off the floor and said, "You brought this upon yourself, faggot. Sega came to me for help, and I gave them help. But after today, their name will be nothing more than dirt, you ungrateful fuck."
At this Sonic got mad, and he jumped up and kicked Mario hard in the jaw. Mario slammed into a rock hard and sat there, rubbing his head. Then he looked up and saw Sonic doing a dive kick straight at him. Mario rolled out of the way, and as a surprised Sonic turned around Mario smashed a hammer into his face full force. Sonic smashed through the rock. Mario jumped after him and kicked him into the air, then punched him into the ground. Then he created a pillar of fire that blasted Sonic skyward, but could not hit Sonic again as Sonic grounded him with a powerful axe kick. Then Sonic pounced him and drilled into him hard, injuring the plumber.
Mario got to his feet and punched Sonic in the face. Sonic slid back a few feet. Then Mario generated a large fire blast and shot it straight at Sonic, but Sonic bounced over it with a spring and kicked Mario again, this time in the stomach. Mario slumped down and started breathing hard, and Sonic rammed into him and sent him tumbling head over heels. He attempted to hit Mario, but Mario caught his fist and pitched him backwards. As Sonic got up, Mario met him with a powerful uppercut that launched him too high to land safely, but he needn't have worried about that as Mario jumped up and spiked Sonic with his hammer. When he landed, Mario grabbed Sonic's legs, swung him around, and lobbed him into the sea.
Sonic landed in the ocean and immediately started worrying as he couldn't swim or breathe underwater like Mario could. He saw an air bubble and swam to it, but Mario appeared over him and ground pounded him, knocking him far away from the bubble. Then Mario punched and kicked him several times, but Sonic didn't respond as his focus was on getting out. Then he got an idea. He waited until his air was coming to a close, as Mario was swimming away in satisfaction, as it seemed there was no hope left. Then he made his thoughts actions.
Mario, humming a jolly tune, walked out of the water. However, he failed to notice the earth rumbling underneath his feet. Then he turned around and he saw him. Super Sonic. He tried to run but wasn't fast enough. Sonic rammed into Mario headfirst, then repeated this several times before striking him down with a mighty stomp. It seemed the battle was over, that Mario had lost...but he had one idea left. He pulled out a white and yellow leaf and swallowed it whole. As Sonic was flying at him at the speed of light, he transformed. Seconds before they collided, Mario struck.
It was a devastating blow, one that would've crushed Sonic's head and everything in it...if he wasn't Super Sonic. As it was, the punch was still strong enough to send Sonic into the clouds. Sonic righted himself and looked down just fast enough to see Mario flying at him with a flaming punch. Sonic quickly stuck out his foot and the resulting collision was brutal enough to level trees. Mario grabbed Sonic's foot and pitched him towards the ground, but Sonic flew right back up and kicked him hard. Then he spun into Mario and drilled him with incredible force, but Mario deflected him with his tail and struck him with his hammer. Sonic looked back up, and Mario struck him in the face, then performed a multitude of blows and swiped at Sonic with his tail. A badly injured Sonic hit the ground and powered down.
Mario floated down to the ground and powered down as well. He looked at his longtime rival and remembered all the times they had...all the bouts they had...all the experiences they had. He looked at a helpless Sonic with a bit of pity, vaguely recalling the times when Sonic bested him in the Olympics and Super Smash Bros. He thought that maybe, just maybe they could be good friends...
But Mario was still super pissed and quite frankly, was sick of making Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games titles every four years. So what he actually did was hoist Sonic up by his neck, snap it in two, and throw the corpse into its watery grave.
Winner: Super Mario
