So, I have a fanfic called 'A dirty little secret'. It's a Frostiron

And in it, Tony and Loki decide to prank the avengers. I only skimmed it in that, but I promised I'd write some out here. Blame awakened-earth. She made me do it.

You dont have to have read that to get this, just know that Tony and Loki are together (I think at this point they are engaged i fact) And everyone knows except for the outside world. So just the Avengers and the house of Odin.

Enjoy.


Story 1: The tale of Bruce and the mysterious missing socks.

By Doctor Maz

Loki could have used magic, but it was more fun this way.
Tony led the way as they creeped along the corridor and up to Bruce's door. Tony opened it with his keycard and they stepped in side.
"Jarvis said he's down in the lab. He won't be back up for a while." Tony whispered. They had no idea why they were being so quiet, the lab was soundproofed both ways.
Loki opened Bruce's sock draw and smiled at Tony. The simplest pranks were always the best. Loki conjured a bag and held it open for Tony. Tony was careful to take one of every single pair and put it in the bag which Loki then made disappear. Not a single sock left in the draw had a pair.

It wasn't the funniest thing in the world, but once Tony and Loki made it back to their room, they erupted into fits of laughter, Tony barely managing to instruct Jarvis to move the security footage to his private server and to erase it from the others. Bruce wouldnt know a thing.

The next morning had Bruce in Tony's room, staring down on two naked bodies.
Tony had his back against the headboard and loki sat beside him. Tony had one arm around Loki and Loki had one hand on Tony's chest. There was a sheet over their laps, and that was all that separated their nakedness from Bruce. They didn't seem bothered and the pair looked up at Bruce expectantly.
Bruce was fidgeting. They put him on edge, and that made Loki smile.
"I know it was you. I'm not an oblivious idiot."
"Did what?" Loki asked in his best innocent voice with mock surprise.
"Dont you give me that, I know you took my socks and I expect them all back." was that Bruce... Blushing? Surely not.
Loki raised him eyebrows. "I will be sure to inform you if I see any around."
And as Bruce left, you could just about see one red one navy sock on his feet.

"Babe?" Tony asked, thoughtfully. Loki looked up at him.
"Yes?"
"When you made that bag dissapear, where did the socks actually go?"
Loki smiled. "In various places.."
Loki's cryptic answer raised suspicion with Tony, he knew this god too well.
That was when they heard the shriek. Only Tony jumped. It was pepper.
"WHY IS THERE A SOCK... IN THE COFFEE POT?"
Tony sighed and leant in to kiss the god in his arms. "I love you, but you scare me sometimes." he chuckled, before being pulled back under the covers by a 'hungry' god of mischief.


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