Author's Notes: After reading over my now name 'Misadventure' Series, I decided to make a 'true' squeal to Super Mario Eds using two more games. I'lll be using Super Mario Galaxy 2 (seeing as it's the only one I currently have). Note that both this and Tales of Eds are canon, but just take two different approaches. So anyway, without further dues, I give to you, the squeal to Super Mario Eds!


Super Mario Eds Galaxy

Chapter 1: Here we go!...Again.

Inside a large house, sun crept between the blinds and slithered down onto the figure that lay sprawled on the bed. They groaned as the ligh started to burn on their eyelids and turned to their side. However, the annoiance refused to let up as more of the irrating light spilled in. Finally, giving up hope of sleeping, they threw off the covers and groaned as they woke. The figure was a girl dressed in white tee with baggy blue sweat pants, her blond hair cascading down her shoulders like twin waterfalls. After giving another yawn, the girl hopped to her feet and headed towards the door.

Opening the door, she was greeted to the sight of a boy wearing nothing but a pair of shorts. His orange hair dropped into his face messily and the boy gave a wave to the girl, who returned it heartily. However, she soon regretted it as he entered the bathroom, meaning she'd have to wait before she could go in. To pass time, she went down stairs, looking from the rails into the kitchen to see her 'father' reading the paper.

"Morning, Bowser." she said cheerfully

"Yeah, yeah." the man replied and took a sip from his coffee mug.

The girl smiled and went on to start on her breakfast, taking out two eggs and pieces of bread. As the girl had strted to make her food, the doorbell rang.

"I got it!" she yelled and raced for thr door.

Upon getting there, she opened the door. Standing there was a trio of boys, the shortest wearing a yellow shirt with a red stripe down the left side with light blue pants. The next boy was wearing a tropical orange shirt with purple shorts and a black ski hat. The tallest, and last, boy was wearing a forest green jacket with red and white striped undershirt and blue pants. Plum smiled towards them and invited them in.

"Good Morning, Kenny." the medium boy said to the boy. "I trust we're all ready for another envigorating day of school?"

"What's so great about it?" the shortest one groaned "The stupid weather guy said it'd be snowing but it's clear as day!"

"Meterology is somewhat of victim to fallicy, Eddy." Double D replied

"There's a meteor falling!" the tallest, Ed, shouted. "Where!"

Eddy groaned and Double D and plum smile and sighed. Ed wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. The sound of rustling and foot steps made them turn toward Kenny, who was now ready for school. With a goodbye, the group of friends began their marched towards school.


The morning was starting off normal, or as normal as it could be with the Eds. Double D was becoming increasingly flustered as Eddy and Ed chucked spitballs at the front of the room, the teacher ignoring the barrage of wet paper. Eddy reared back to blow out another, but Plum reached over and slammed her hand into the back of Eddy's head. As the Ed choked on the spitwad, the girl gave Ed a glare, which he immediately responsed to by dropping his straw and sallowing his wad. Double D gave a sigh of relief. It was nice to have someone else to help him reign in Ed and Eddy for a change. After a peaceful half hour, the bell rung and students fled out towards their next class.

Eddy had been happy for the first class to be over, espically after Plum slapped him. The girl, walking next to Ed, shot the boy a playful smile. Eddy cringed slightly. Her smiles always tended to creep him out, as if she was planning something behinde the innocent gesture. He continued his grumbling walk until they arrived at Gym.

Edd was already drenched in sweat, despite the fact that he had only ran half of a quater of a fifth of a mile. the smart Ed started to hyperventalate, heaving his strained breaths in a futile attempt to keep up with the others. It was at times like this that he longed for the power he once had. To be a power house like Ed and possess powers that he never in hs wildest dreams could ever imagine.

*WHISTLE*

"Hey! get a move on Double Dweeb!" Kevin screamed at the top of his lungs.

The boy, jolted from his thoughts, resumed back to running breathlessly to catch up with the others. While Double D struggled at the back of the line, up ahead Kenny was making considerable head way. The former Koopa was dashing across the track at break neck pace, out running even Eddy, although he was exactly trying. As he ran, he thought back to when he was in the game. He remembere when he first got there, how scared out of his mind he was and how he learned to defend himself. He thought back to when he met the Eds for the first time, when he met Plum, and when he met the one responsiable for all their hardships.

"Kenny! Slow down, please!" Double D shouted, now struggling just to keep up.

The boy looked back, completely forgetting that he had been running at more than half a high way speed limit, and ran off the track and striaght into one of the balance beams, hitting it and tumbling into a wheel that ended up landed on top of the girls. The kids all when into an uproar of laughtar as they saw the scene, expect, of course, the girls who had been in it. Unfortuneately for the boy, the girls he had hit were none other than the Kanker sisters, who were now more than eager to vent out some stress on the boy. As Kenny rose from the messy pile, his hair was grabbed by a now manged Lee.

"Alright, I'm sure we can work all of this out in a calm, reasoniable way." Kenny said, worried for his well-being.

Luckily for him, a certain blonde was already on the scene, sporting her most menacing glare. Lee turned towards her and gave her a stern look. Lee may have been angry, but she wasn't so far angry that she'd risk getting into a fight with Plum (she'd proven she could handle herself a while eariler) and decided to drop Kenny and simply pick up her sisters and go.

"Dodged a bullet there, huh?" Kenny said, wiping sweat from his forehead.

"More like a fright train." Eddy said, hoisting him up.

After recovering and doing yet another set of exercises, the bell rung and the kids raced towards the next class.


Two more uneventful classes later and the bell rung for school end's, signified as kids melded out of the school and onto the familiar pathes home. The Eds, however, had decided to take a different route hoem this day. With Plum and kenny in tow, the five made their way towards the juck yard. The old yard was desolate, completely devoid of any signs of life; not even the hardest gulls and scruffest rats dared to scurry here. And it was here that the Eds made their hang out in an old van, complete with water bed and fuuzy dice to distract Ed. The short leader of the gang flung open the doors and the rest leapt inside, crashing down on the bed and sending waves out from the center.

"Ahhh...This makes the eight hour wait tolratable." Kenny sighed, arms rested under his head

"I agree. I chariesh this time we spend togather as friends." Double D said

"Yeah...So let's get ready for the scam tomorrow!" Eddy said, eyes bursting into dollar signs.

The entire van gave a collective sigh, thought Ed was simply sighing because everyone else was. Eddy, despite having a life-changing experiance just a few months prior, the greedy Ed hadn't fallen off the wagon. It actually seemed as if the experiance had given him even more drive and desire for his schemes, as if tossing fuel on an already raging fire. Even now he was talking up a storm, weaving plans involving an elevator yo-yo, near death extravaganza. All the while Double D sat and listened patiencely while jotting down the materials that would be needed in order to part take in this outragous scam. The group then desperesed and started to hunt down the parts necessary for Eddy's lastest doomed scam.

Kenny had decided to start his search near the east end of the junkyard, the area being made up of mostly large peices of scrap and mechanical parts. It seemed the most likily place to find Eddy's outragous demands for an elevator shaft. Honestly, where did he expect him to find an elevator shaft? He'd have a better chance finding Ed's common sense. Finishing his rant in his head, he looked to his right and saw an object shining from a junk pile. Curiosity gripping him, he walked over to the strange glimmer and placed a hand on it. It wasn't until he pulled it from the clutter that he stared at it with shocked eyes, heart dropping to the ground. He immediately ran back to the van.

Meanwhile, the rest of the gang had already met back up; their search having been unsuccessful. As Eddy started to complain about their lack of effort, Kenny arrived, panting and short of breath.

"What's wrong Kenny?" Double D asked

After panting for several more seconds, he finally rose and revealed what was in his hand. In it was a small black and white figurine, with two hammers in each were all speechless, unable to even take a single breath at risk of pephaps waking the item.

"Anyone recognize this?" he askd gravily.

They knew it alright. The item was like a phantom from a long forgotten dream suddnly brought back to life. Gulping loudly, Plum dared to speak.

"A Hammer Bros. Suit." she muttered

"B-But that's impossibe! I mean, that item only exist in the game." he shouted

"Maybe some nerd made it," Eddy reasoned "Yeah! Or maybe some company or whatever."

"I doubt it." Kenny said looking it over.

He then started to pushing it together in between his hands, attempting to crush it with very little success. He continued to attempt to break it, biting it and trying to rip it apart. Groanng in defeat, He handed to the item over to Eddy who wiped it off on Ed's jacket.

"I think Eddy should keep it until we know what to do about it." Kenny stated.

Nodding, they band of five split up and went their separate ways home.


As the evening went on, Eddy couldn't shake the feeling that there was something off about the frozen figure on his dresser. Maybe it was simply nostalga coming back to haunt him, memories of adventures prior slowly creeping back up on him. Prephaps it was something just...unnerving to see an peice of a world which was better left in memory. Whatever the case, it kept on the short Eds mind for the remainer of the day. Even as he went off to bed did he couldn't help a glance at the item, looming over him from above. WIth a grunt, he turned over in his bed and tried to sleep. His sleep latest only a small while before his body was overcomed by a familiar sensation, albeit one that was hazily unpleasent. This feeling kept picking at him until he final conceded to it and slowly opened his eyes. Greeting him was the cold, black circle raised just feet above his face.

"Ahhhh!" he screamed as he quickly rolled away from the descending hammer.

Scrambling to his feet, he met face-to-face with his attacker. It was a strange creature, forigen to this world yet native to Eddy's memoery. A strange turtle-like figure that stood level with the Ed, clad in black shell and helmet. His sharp eyes periced deeply into his own, instilling the fear that had now taken hold of his legs. Gripping the large black luster item in his hands, he rasied the weapon high; ready to strike. At that moment, something in his mind awakened, deep in slumber from un-use, and ordered his lower limbs to jump backwards. Eddy dodged the first hammer and ducked the next, the feel for fighting returning after so long of being dorment. He rolled from another strike and quickly went to assessing the situation at hand. He needed to get out of the room. He didn't have the space needed in order to keep this up much longer.

With a burst of speed, the short Ed braced himself as his body collided with the hard unforgiving wooden door. The force of his blow nearly took the door off its hindges and sent him barreling across the ground. Eddy sprung to his feet, just in time to see the strange creature completely destroying the door with its hammer.

"Aw man!" Eddy shouted, knowing his mom would definiately be on his case about this.

He had no time to worry, however, as the creature raced at him, black blurs heading for his face. He ducked the hammers and returned with a quick kick to the creature's side. Now, it might have been all the adrenaline pumping through his vains or the sheer amount of terror he was experiancing, but for whatever reason he had seemed to have forgotton that in general, if an animal had a shell, that meant it was most likely hard. Unfortunately, his attackers was very hard. Eddy insteadly howled in pain, gripping his injuried foot as he hobbled backwards. To his still further misfortune, the creature took his moment of weakness as an opening and planted the hard face of the hammer into his mid section.

It was at this point, as he was sent rolling across the ground and numb with pain, that he was truely missing the physics of the video reality that he had left. He gripped his stomach and hissed in pain, the creature steadily approaching. Groaning and racked with pain, he managed once more to his feet and headed for the center of the cul-de-sac.

His bare feet pitter-pattered on the pavement as his strained breathes wheezed from his throat. His senses in over drive, he picked up the sounds of a fast approaching object and ducked accordingly as the twirling hammer whizzed over his head and into the side of Kevin's house.

"Hey! Who's the wise guy!" the voice from within the suddenly lit house called.

At this time, Eddy was now busy dodging the swings of another series of strikes from his attacker. With another close call, he dodged another hammer, which was sent deep into the home of his tall friend. Quickly turning back to his opponet, he was caught off guard by a jab with the wooden end of the hammer and knelled over only to be knocked in the side by the second hammer. That second hit landed perfectly, as when the Ed stopped sliding on the ground, he wasn't moving. The creature walked confidently towards the fallen Ed, eyes catching the sultle moments as he heaved in deep breathes. He gripped his hammer tighter, expecting this to be an easy kill. What he wasn't expecting was to recieve the blunt end of a small sapling.

"Away with you! Mutate Scrourge of the Underworld!" shouted an enraged Ed next to a distraught Sarah.

"What is that thing?" the girl yelled, gripping the sides of her older brother's jacket.

As to be expected, the creature had risen once again, bruised from the strike and crash but otherwise unfazed. Ed quickly reset his weapon, hoisting the tree back to his shoulders. Eddy, now awake but in a deep daze, looked at his friend with disbelief. He always knew he was strong, but it was in moments like this that he was able to truely appreciate the fact.

Ed's eyes were deadlocked with his enemy's, staring down the creature as they entered a stare down. Gripping his make shift weapon, he swung at the creature. It dodged nimblely before sending three hammers twirling at him and his now screaming sister. He quickly brought the tree to block the incoming strike from hitting him or his sister, only to watch as the hammers sliced throught the wood like wet paper. He now looked at his stump of a weapon, dumbstruck that something so thick had been torn through so easily. He bdidn't have much time to thick about it, as the creature now approached with great speeds, hammers rasied and ready to strike. It was once again caught off guard by a flying football that rammed into his face.

"Nailed it!" said an enraged Kevin "That's hitting my house!"

"Kevin?...What's Shovel chin doing here?" Eddy asked in disbeilf.

And he wasn't alone. Everyone was coming outside now. Rolf was running to the scene with his pitchfork, Johnny was yelling about Plank freaking out, Nazz was wearing her confused look as usual, and Jimmy quickly ran behind his knight in shining armor. And not far behind were Plum, Kenny, Double D, and Bowser. With the veterns now here, they all turned their attention towards the creature, who now appeared throughtly annoyed.

"Okay, someone mind telling me what the heck that thing is?" Kevin asked, pulling out a wrench from his pocket.

"That's a Hammer Bro!" Plum said in completely disbeilf.

"How'd the heck that thing get here?" Kenny asked

"Who cares!" Bowser said, cracking his knuckles "Let's just pound it so I can get back to sleep!"

The Hammer Bro, however, didn't look like it was in the mood for a beating and struck quickly. He suddenly let loose a barrage of hammers, black streaks of iron flying in every direction sending the kids scrambling for cover. Ed grabbed his sister and Jimmy and quickly took refuge behinde the sole car on the block, Jimmy sheriking in fear as the hammers repeatily hit the steel frame. Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf hid behinde a tree, though the cover it provided was little if any. Kenny, Plum, and Bowser decided to hide behinde a hedge while Double D helped Eddy to the car Ed was behinde.

"Anyone have a plan!" Kevin shouted

Immediately, the Eds and Farers looked at each other, as if they all had formed the peices of some grand scheme.

"Let's go with plan H! on the the count of three!" Plum said other the commotion.

The rest nodded in agreement while the rest of the kids simply gave confused looks. Plum slowly looked out from her cover, looking for the right opening to attack. She slowly rasied her hand, everyone now in position.

"1...2...3!" she yelled

Kenny suddenly burst out of the bush, heading striaght for the hammer happy Koopa. His senses from before reawakening, he bobbed and weaved throught the crowd of hammers until he was finally within range. Planting a foot firmly at the end of his stride, he pushed forward, pivoting his body to avoid the close range hammers and hit the enemy head on. He fell on the ground, the sudden force making him lose his grip and drop his hammers. Kenny quickly scooped up the weapon and threw the hammer in Eddy's direction.

"Catch!" hesaid before he was jabbed in the side and sent into the tree the kids were hiding behind.

Eddy was quick to catch it, wwrapping his fingers around the familiar weapon as nostalga was instilled in him. He had little time to savor it, however, as the Hammer Bro was now half way to him. It swung it remaining hammer and Eddy instinctively blocked the strike and sent sparks flying around the weapons. With all his strenght, he pushed the attacker away, gaining only a breif moment before he had to block the attack once again. The kids now looked on in awe at the scene in front of them. Eddy, who they all thought was nothing more than short, ill-tempered runt, was now fighting off some powerful creature with expert skill dispite his wounded state.

"G...Go Eddy!" Jimmy shouted, fist rasied in the air.

"Yeah! Go Dorky!" Kevin screamed, now joining in.

Soon, all the other kids were now joining in chant, cheering for the short Ed as he fought. Eddy didn't mind the praise one bit. He knew they'd all be chanting his name in the end, so why not enjoy it? As he thought this, his mind was momentaily distracted by vanity and the Koopa used it to strike a powerful upper cut. The Ed, was quick to block, but the strike left him open as another hammer appear in the Hammer Bro's hand. But before he could swing, he hollared in pain as a rock sailed into his eye. Dropping his second hammer and groaning in pain, he was unprepared for the blast of water that hit his other eye. The kids suddenly broke their chanting to see that Double D and Plum had each taken up a weapon, Squirt Gun "Alright, dorks," the jock said, pointing a finand Sling Shot respectively. As the Koopa regained his eyesight, he was greeted to the balled fist of his former King Bowser, who sent him flying across the ground. Hissing, he readied to throw his weapon only for Ed to come and hit him from the side with his own fist, flying once again across the pavement.

"Yeah! Go guys! Bring the pain!" the kids all shouted

They simply watched as the Eds and Farers were working in unison, nailing hit after hit on the Koopa as he stumbled around in a state of distraught. Kenny delivered a quick haymaker and Eddy sent him stumbling with a quick hit to his shell, Plum and Double battering him with their long ranged attacks with Bowser and Ed dual fisting him in the face. The short Ed then rose in the air and with a Monkey Boy scream, pil-drived the hammer into the Koopa's head and into the hard, unforgiving pavement. The force of his swing was so strong that it had sent the small boy hurling over head and onto the ground. Ed quickly walked up to the fallen Koopa, looking for any signs that it might still be alive after such a blow to the head. When he was sure there was none, he gave a thumbs up and his usual Ed-style grin; ensuring that it was safe them to come out of their hiding spots. The Eds and Farers, however, were busy congradulating themselves on a job well done.

Now, they faced another big problem. With all the fear and worry now subsiding, the kids all looked at the group with suspicious eyes. Sarah, who normally would simply yell at her older brother, was now filled with a strange unsettling feeling as she gazed at him. As to be expected, Kevin was the first to speak up.

ger in the trio's direction "what the heck just happened!"

"Well...um... you see..." Double D stammered, not knowing where to begin to start explaining.

"You are all sleep." Ed said, waving his hands mysteriously in front of the kids "This is a dream made by the evil Mushshroom Overlord madeto turn you into his Toadstool slaves."

The explanation recieved only a palm slap by Eddy, followed by silence as they wated for the real answer. As Ed recovered from his friend's strike, Plum startedto talk.

"Well, it all started when the Eds came into this video game..."

10 minutes of explanation later...

"And that's about it." the girl said, crossing her arms.

"Wait." Nazz said "So you guys actually got sucked into a video game? Are you like, for real?"

"Got a better explanation for that?" Kenny said pointing backwards at the fallen Koopa.

She promptly closed her mouth, no longer accusing what they said as fasle. Of course, even after everything had been explained, there was still plenty of questions of be asked. Such questions went towards the Farer, who were bombarded by question after quesion. The Eds, too, were crowded with quetions as well as to what they did there and how they managed to fight off the various threats. Eddy egarly accepted the attention while Double D did his best to explain in great detail about their advetures and Ed was blabbering on about how awesome and amazing it was there. All this was soon but to rest as the ground beneath their feet rocked violently, sending them all to the ground as it lauched around with great tremors.

"What happening now!" Jimmy screame, arms wrappedtghly around his friend Sarah.

The answer was a roaring scream that shook the very houses by ther foundations. The two groups turned their attentin in the direction of the powerful howl, eyes widening in shock as they gazed upon the visage in front of them. Before them was a green creature the size of two small houses, its scales shimmering in the ligt from the street poles. A long, thick tail trailed behind it an flickered from side o side. It's face, however, was the mst defining feature of the reture. It's head was composed of six bright red petals that went around its head in the manner similar to tha of a mane with a four smaller white petals inside them. It had rather small eyes for it's body but they were fersome nethertheless, pitch black and staring menacng at the group in frnt of him. It took and single step forward with its sharp talons, cracking the pavement and rocking the earth once more. Jimmy ha by this tme already fainted while Nazz hid behinde Rolf and Kevin, both also scared out their minds.

"You guys got a plan for this?" Kevin asked, voiced filed with nervousness.

"Not unless you got a firetruc and a bomb the size of a small car." Kenny replied, returning to his feet.

It roared again and lifted its heavy fore talons high in the air, causing everyone to shatter as it descended. It struck the ground with untold force, sending chunks and bits of rocks in all directions that battered the houses. Ducking once again behinde cover, the two veterns looked at each other in desperate faces. Plum then turned to the rest of the kids.

"Alright! We're gonna try and slow it down while you guys get as far away as possibe!" she shouted.

Before anyone could protest, the six had already jumped from behinde their cover and were now racing quickly towards the towering beast that now dominated the cul-de-sac. Eddy, gripping his hammer, slammed the weapon into the monster's talon only to dodge as it flicked at him. Double D aimmed his Squirt Gun a the eyes of the beast, hoping to blind them, but it quickly moved out of range and lifted a talon in an attempt to smash him. The smart Ed barreled out of the way, while Ed and Bowser pummeled away at the legs of the creature with bare hands. A quick shake of its foot was all that was needed to send them hurling across the pavement. Plum started to snipe at its eyes, but it broad mane of petals esy blocked the strikes. Kenny tried to punch at its legs but he was sent to the ground with a quick flick. As the group recovered, they noticed that the face of the creature was that of boredom, even giving a yawn.

"We aren't even dstracting the guy!" Eddy yelled

The creature was greatly disappointed. It was excepted the warriors who defeated Katrina to be at least a bit more challenging. Alas, the were little more than gnats buzzing around at his feet. It decided that perphaps it woud continue to toy with them for awhile and dug its claws into the ground. The two groups looked at the creature, curious as to what it was trying. Their came as it swung it huge tail around as it spun around, causing them to duck. As it flew by overhead, they could hear as the houses were destroyed, wood splinttering as the massive tail crashed through them. As they rose, they saw as the monster had rasied a claw and was ready to slam it into them when a football came sailing into it eye, causing it to roar in irritation.

"Good on ya!" Kevin shouted

"Guys? We told you to run!" Plum said

"Yeah, like we're really just gonna leave you guys here." Nazz said, picing up Double D.

"We shall assist you in slaying his dragconic monstrocity." Rolf said, pitch fork in hand.

The groups smiled and rose to their feet, everyone now armed and ready to fight the monster. It groaned as it looked at the ants standing before it. These children were becoming a nuisance and needed to be dealt with. It suddenly sproted it's broad wings, made of leaves, rose to the skies above. Th kids all staed up at the sky, wondering just what the crature was planning and took up their weapons. They then wtced as it rose its head, throwing it back in a long arch as in inhaled. The Farers and Eds reconizged this attack immediately and yelled.

"Everyone, run!" Edd shouted but his warning came too late.

It heaved forwad and belched out a powerful flame that raced at the ground below. The kids all cowarded as they as the torrents hurling at them as it to herald the end. Ed gripped Plum and covered her under himself as Eddy gripped Edd while Bowser braced Kenny behinde him. Then, the flame slammed into the groud, completely engulfing them.


Author's Notes: I like how this chapter turned out. Anyway, expect a new chapter soon.