Author's Note
I heard about the swine flu. Terrible. I don't live in contaminated areas that have swine. So I made this story. Enjoy the first chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.
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Swine Flu
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"I hate you, Kyle!"
Stan and Kyle were fighting. Kyle had ripped off Stan and Wendy's project for Science about Diseases and Influenzas. He did the idea with Bebe before they could. Stan was just too mad at him for stealing his idea.
"Come on, Stan! Just because I ripped off your idea and you got an F doesn't mean you can tweek out about it!"
"You ripped it off! It's cheating, Kyle!"
"So? It's does not even matter!"
"Yeah, it does! Kyle, our friendship is over!"
At that point when Stan blew it out, Kyle punched Stan in the face. Stan looked at Kyle and just started to back away.
"You know what, Kyle? Stay away from me!"
Stan ran off. Cartman was laughing, hearing the conservation and seeing the punch.
"Kahl! That was sweet, jew!"
"Shut up, Cartman! I'm not in the mood for this!"
Kyle ran off in a different direction. Cartman just standed there.
"What a jew."
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Kyle was walking down another direction to his house. As he walked down the street, he saw some homeless people in the alley lying down with masks on. Kyle wondered what was going on. He also saw homeless people coughing and puking on the street. One of the homeless people ran up to Kyle.
"You! Little boy! Stay away from the alley over there! It's the end of humanity!"
Before Kyle could say a word, the man ran off. Kyle forgot about what he supposed to do and looked at the dark alley. It was murky and looked like a swamp. Kyle went over and a deformed man saw him.
"You!"
"What?"
"You have been chosen to take the illness."
"No. You're not getting me sick! Get away!"
The man grabbed him before he had a chance to run away. The man took him into a strange room where a creature was breathing out a strange gas.
"This creature will give you the illness. Then you will never hear from us again."
"Get away! Don't get me sick!"
The man threw him into the cage with the creature. The creature grabbed him with his prickly arm and breathed the illness into him. Kyle felt dizzy when the creature dropped him. He ran out. He turned back to notice that the man and the creature was gone. As Kyle was leaving the alley, he felt so dizzy, that he passed out. The man appeared again before he passed out. His last words were said.
"Soon, you'll come running to me begging!"
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Stan was in his room, he was mad because Kyle punched him. On the TV in his room was Boston Legal, with William Shatner. As he watched, he thought he should apologize to Kyle and be his best friend again. He left the room. When he left, the TV showed a creature and a man.
"Warning! Dangerous creature and man is targeting jewish people, catholic people and homeless people!"
As Stan made it to the Broflovski house, Sheila opened the door with tears in her eyes.
"Ms. Broflovski, what's wrong?"
"Oh, it's Kyle!"
"Why, is he here?"
"No, he's in the hospital! He has swine flu!"
