Summary: Hogwarts is having a dance, "Turn me on" starts playing, Hermione and Harry are dancing, this is what happens.

Disclaimer: I don't own Turn Me On, Kevin Lyttle, Madzart

OR Harry Potter, I am making no prophet whatsoever (bummer)

A/N: This is just supposed to be a little funny songfic, It has NOTHING to do with Harry Potter, I just like the song, lol! Enjoy!

Turn Me On

For the longest while we jamming in the Party And you're wining on me Pushing everything Right back on top of me (Yea - hey- ai) But if you think you're gonna get away from me You better change your mind You're going home... You're going home with me tonight

Harry leads Hermione onto the dance floor. She restrains a bit but finally gives up. Harry holds her close. He loves this song.

Let me hold you Girl caress my body You got me going crazy - You Turn me on Turn me on... Let me jam you Girl wine all around me You got me going crazy - You Turn me on Turn me on...

Hermione sings along a bit to the chorus while she and Harry dance wildly, she gazes over to the row of Wallflowers, every single girl is jealous, she can tell. Harry places his hand on her hips and whispers something in her ear that Hermione can't hear, but it doesn't matter. She is loving this moment. She feels high as a kite.

One hand on the ground & Bumper cock sky high Wining hard on me Got the Python Hollerin' for mercy - Yea hey - ai Then I whisper in her ear So wine harder And then she said to me Boy just push that thing Push it harder back on me

Let me hold you Girl caress my body You got me going crazy - You Turn me on Turn me on... Let me jam you Girl wine all around me You got me going crazy - You Turn me on Turn me on...

Every couple on the dance floor at this point are bumpin' and grinding, Hermione and Harry in the lead. Sweat dripping off of both of them. The Professors look down on them from the high table up front. Every single one of them displeased. Except, of course, for Dumbledore. He looks highly entertained.

Girl Just Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me, Squeeze Me Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me

For the longest while we jamming in the Party And you're wining on me Pushing everything Right back on top of me (Yea - hey- ai) But if you think you're gonna get away from me You better change your mind You're going home... You're going home with me tonight

Hermione swings her head back and lets her curls flow out of control, she swings her head from side to side, Harry's thinking, "I'm getting lucky tonight……"

Let me hold you Girl caress my body You got me going crazy - You Turn me on Turn me on... Let me jam you Girl wine all around me You got me going crazy - You Turn me on Turn me on...

Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me Hug Me, Hug Me, Squeeze Me, Squeeze Me Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me

A/N: I know this story is OOC, but I've been listening to the song all day. I just couldn't resist! Ha Ha, so if you want you can review with flamers cuz I just wanted to post this for a little something funny ya'll could read. I'm not much of a writer, I usually just R.R!