Draco.

Hermione.


Granger.

Malfoy.

So, have you finished that essay yet?

Will you go away if I help you later?

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

I don't know.

Fine, I'll help you. Now go.

But I'm bored.

Please, you have plenty of friends.

But they're all busy! Please Granger, just talk to me.

How are we even talking?

I found that little book in your bedroom. The one with this spell in. I thought I'd try it out. So hi.

You looked in my bedroom? And my diary?!

...Yes?

I'm going to kill you.

It's going to be a slow and painful death.

And I'll laugh while you scream for mercy.

How Slytherin of you.

But we both know you won't do that.

And why not?

Because you think I'm cute.

You like me.

Granger.

Granger, you like me.

Don't deny it.

You like me!

Don't flatter yourself, Malfoy.

Do you wish for me to quote this little book of yours.

Don't you dare!

EW! You watch me in my sleep!

I should be creeped out by that.

But it's oddly comforting.

MALFOY!

Come on, Granger. Come back to our common room.

Why?

I have a diary too.