I've decided to make a new story to replace Naruto Idol! Yeah, you're all probably thinking '…wtf…' but yeah.
FYI: I know most of you people think I'm an obsessive SaiSaku fan which I am but I like SasuSaku a lot too.
Notice: Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari are all Sakura and the Konoha people's age. They're like 18 and Gaara isn't Kazekage. And I'm really sorry Temari fans but in this story Temari acts really bitchy 'cause she has to. SORRY! Its not that I hate Temari but…
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any songs that are used in this fic. This goes through ALL my chapters
Well it's like this:
Summary: Hinata, Ino, Sakura, and TenTen are sent into a new game going through the shinobi world called 'The Girlfriend Boyfriend Swap!' Naruto, Shikamaru, and Sasuke register them into the game. The girls are sent to Suna and four sluts take their place. Hey, at least it's only for a month…right?
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The News
Ino, Shikamaru, Hinata, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, TenTen and Neji are all outside on a lovely day enjoying a picnic.
All was peaceful…
Until now.
"WHAAATTT?!?!?!" Ino screamed steam coming out of her ears.
"I told you, Ino," Shikamaru said nervously. "The guys and I are doing a girlfriend swap with these four guys over in Suna."
Hinata began to cry.
"Wahh, Naruto-kun, if you didn't like me you should've told me!"
"Naruto…" Neji growled.
"No, No Hina-chan!" Naruto said earnestly. "I love you! It's just for fun okay?" Naruto put his arm around her.
"O-okay…" Hinata sniffed.
"Neji…" TenTen said dangerously.
"I'm sorry?" Neji tried. Everyone knew the only person Neji was afraid of was a very angry TenTen.
"Fine." TenTen smirked. She turned to the girls and cheered. "YAY! Now I can go to a club without a PMSing Neji…"
"On second thought…" Neji began.
"Too late Neji-kun!" TenTen giggled. "We're leaving tomorrow!"
"Sasuke-kun…" Sakura growled.
"Er…I'm sorry Sakura?" Sasuke tried.
"Sorry, Sasuke-kun," Sakura cracked her knuckles but Ino stopped her.
"Let's torment them like hell." Ino whispered. "We're going to go shop for sexy club clothing and go like that."
"Can we do that?" TenTen whispered joining the huddle.
"Yeah." Hinata whispered coming in.
"So you're in for it, Hina?" Sakura asked incredulously.
"Naruto-kun needs to learn that with all actions, a friendly repercussion happens." Hinata smirked.
"Okay, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura smiled. "Bye! We need to prepare."
The girls ran off to pack.
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"But Tachi-kun…." A scantily clad blonde cried tugging on a tall, black haired person.
"Sorry, Temari," Tachi smirked. "It sounded like fun."
"But but but…" a black haired girl cried.
"Sorry, Yumi." Kankuro smirked.
"Gaara-kunnn!" The red head cried.
"Sei," Gaara said exasperatedly. "If it makes you feel better, the four you're going to 'date' for a month is the heartthrobs of Konoha."
"REALLY?" Aki (a brunette girl) squealed.
"Yes, Aki." Her boyfriend, Daichi said.
"We must go pack." Temari said dramatically and they ran off.
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TenTen, Sakura, Ino, and Hinata ran out of the mall laughing hysterically on their way to Hinata's home.
Unlike what they had planned, they wore simple clothes that weren't slutty.
Hinata's reasoning was that they didn't want their temporary boyfriends raping them or something.
Ino, TenTen, and Sakura agreed, also seeing Hinata's reasoning.
Ino bought a kind of tight black shirt that had an image of a girl (a stick figure-ish thing) who was facing above. On the back it read 'I Like Walking In The Rain 'Cause No One Can See That I'm Crying'. She also packed with that shirt more slightly tight shirts and a few pairs of jeans and her teddy bear.
Tenten bought a slightly tight dark blue shirt that said in gold letters 'I'd Rather Be Hated For Who I Am…' and on the back continued and said, 'Then Loved For Who I'm Not'. She packed a few weapons scrolls, five pairs of training pants and a bunch of loose baggy shirts. That plus her stuffed panda.
Hinata bought a dark, midnight blue dress studded with bright, gold stars. In silver writing, it read 'Friends Are Like Stars, They Come and Go…' on the back it finished saying 'But The Ones That Stay Are The Ones That GLOW'. She packed a bunch of baggy clothes, jeans, and her stuffed fox.
Sakura bought a pink shirt that read in black 'BE OPTIMISTIC' with a large smiley (like this: ) and on the bacl said 'All The People You Hate Are Gonna Die Eventually'. Sakura also packed a bunch of jeans, sweat shirts, sweatpants, and t-shirts, and, of course, her stuffed rabbit.
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On a separate note, you REALLY don't want to know what the Suna girls packed.
Let's make it short.
They packed the most revealing and slutty clothes in the world.
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"See ya later, Sasuke-kun." Sakura said she kissed him on the cheek and flounced off.
"Bye, Sakura!" Sasuke called.
"Bye, Neji." TenTen giggled and ran to join Sakura as Neji called,
"Bye, TenTen."
Hinata had a grin on her face and said, "Till later, Naruto-kun!"
"BYE HINA-CHANNN!" Naruto screamed.
"TTYL, Shika!" Ino waved and ran off while Shikamaru muttered,
"Bye you troublesome woman…"
The four girls were about to exit but four other girls stood there.
"May we help you?" TenTen asked politely.
The blonde, however, shrieked. "INO-SLUT! SHIKAAAA!" She latched onto Shikamaru while he looked at her disgustedly.
"Hello, Temari-bitch." Ino replied coolly "Why are you in Konoha? We aren't a brothel, FYI."
"Don't call her a bitch!" The brunette yelled.
"Oh, and who do you think you are?" TenTen sneered.
"I am Aki, heiress to the Toya Clan!" Aki shrieked.
"Really?" Hinata said smoothly. "I, however, am the heiress to the Hyuuga Clan."
"What? A whore like you?" the black haired girl laughed.
"Oh? The freaks just keep coming." Sakura retorted. "You are?"
"I am Yumi, heiress to the Taka fortune!" Yumi sneered. "You commoners should know!"
"Commoner?" Sasuke said coldly stepping up. "I am the sole survivor of the Uchiha Clan."
"Oh, and by the way, loser." Sakura added. "I am Haruno Sakura, apprentice to the Sannin Tsunade, top medic of Konoha, and girlfriend of Uchiha Sasuke."
"You two might have a real status," Sei snapped. "But they don't!"
'Who? Me?" Ino laughed coldly. "I am Yamanaka Ino, head of torture and interrogation for the Konoha ANBU, apprentice to Morino Ibiki, and the heiress to the Yamanaka flower shops.
Sei gaped. Yamanaka Flowers was the best flower shop in the world.
"Whatever," Yumi sneered but looked nervous "She probably doesn't have a status whatsoever."
"I am TenTen, weapons mistress of Konoha, ANBU captain for Platoon four, the most feared ANBU team in the world." TenTen recited.
"Sasuke-kun," Sakura said. "We need to get to Suna. Take those people to Tsunade unless they have registration papers. See you in a month!"
Ino, Sakura, TenTen, and Hinata took off for Suna.
"Neji," Aki purred. "Why don't we have some fun without her?"
"Ick. Don't touch me, please." Neji groaned. "I just washed my clothes and I don't want filth all over it."
Aki gasped.
"What're you here for anyway?" Naruto demanded.
"We're here for the boyfriend swap." Yumi sniffed.
"Oh." Naruto breathed.
"Shit…." Shikamaru muttered.
"We're supposed to be your boyfriends for a month…"
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HAhaha hope you like it thus far. PLEASE REVIEW!
Oh and I need to know Shikamaru's mom's name I used Inoki for the preview but if you know the name tell me ok thanks
Till Later,
Kit
PREVIEW OF CHAPTER 2:
"Hey, Sasuke-kun," Yumi called.
"What?" Sasuke asked irritably.
"Try our cookies." Sei added as the other three came.
"Fine." Naruto shrugged.
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"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura giggled. "Its so…"
"Who're you?" Saskue asked, his voice cold and uncaring. "This isn't my girlfriend's number."
"It's me, Sasuke-kun." Sakura said.
"You?" Sasuke repeated.
"I just wanted to remind you that our tour of Suna starts soon…"
"It's probably a fangirl, Sasuke-kun!" A high voice drawled.
"Huh?"
"Good. Bye."
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"That had to have been a mistake." TenTen growled. She punched in Neji's number and said,
"Neji?"
"Hi, I don't talk to sluts." Neji replied.
"It's me, TenTen." Tenten hissed.
"TenTen? Don't know a TenTen."
Tenten slammed her phone shut.
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"I'm sure…" Hinata began but stopped as Ino said
"I'm calling Shika's house."
"Hi, Mom, it's Ino."
"Oh Ino hi!" Nara Inoki (1) said.
"Is Shikamaru there?"
"Oh dear…" Inoki whispered. "Ino, Shikamaru for some reason is dating some weirdo from Suna. I think her name is Aki."
"Okay then. Just tell him that the Blissful Secrets concert in Suna is soon. Bye." Ino said and hung up.
"It's…"
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"Naru-kun?" Hinata whispered.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked bewildered "Only Sei can call me that."
"It-its me, Hinata." Hinata said.
"Hinata? Who's Hinata? Are you another of those slutty fangirls?" Naruto demanded angrily. "Don't you…"
Hinata slid her phone shut.
"It's true…" She whispered mortified.
