it was normal day n star trek world.

"im glad it are normal day" kirk says with a tear rollin down his cheek

i show no emotions says spock

but then nyota run into room " she say

"we is attaked!" she yell wit a tear rollin down her cheek

"oh noes spok says get in captain place kirk"

"ok" kirk says wit a tear rollin down his cheek

he take wheel and turn ship. "hold on he says

what was in front of teh ship now he turn wuz a site so bad it made spok hurt

"i am tear monster" teh monstar yelld

"no" kirk says with a ter rollin donw his cheek

"evry tiem u cry i am stronger" tear monster says

"why?" kirk asks with a tear rollin down his cheek

"roar" monster yells nd attacked ship

boom! we are die" kirk say

wiat no!" spok yell "i think we r alive still maybe"

"WOW UR RITE" kirk scream

"LOL" says spock "we make such good team!"

5 MINUTS LATER

"spok i hav std" kirk sez

"me too omg" spok inquired.

"I know surprisingly little about STDs. I know nothing about its background or origin. I do not know when STDs was created or what it has done besides lead me down a path of pain and suffering. Nevertheless, I can tell you all that you need to know about it. I assume you already know that it exhibits a reckless disregard for the safety of others, but I have something more important to tell you."

"wtf" spok says

END.