it was normal day n star trek world.
"im glad it are normal day" kirk says with a tear rollin down his cheek
i show no emotions says spock
but then nyota run into room " she say
"we is attaked!" she yell wit a tear rollin down her cheek
"oh noes spok says get in captain place kirk"
"ok" kirk says wit a tear rollin down his cheek
he take wheel and turn ship. "hold on he says
what was in front of teh ship now he turn wuz a site so bad it made spok hurt
"i am tear monster" teh monstar yelld
"no" kirk says with a ter rollin donw his cheek
"evry tiem u cry i am stronger" tear monster says
"why?" kirk asks with a tear rollin down his cheek
"roar" monster yells nd attacked ship
boom! we are die" kirk say
wiat no!" spok yell "i think we r alive still maybe"
"WOW UR RITE" kirk scream
"LOL" says spock "we make such good team!"
5 MINUTS LATER
"spok i hav std" kirk sez
"me too omg" spok inquired.
"I know surprisingly little about STDs. I know nothing about its background or origin. I do not know when STDs was created or what it has done besides lead me down a path of pain and suffering. Nevertheless, I can tell you all that you need to know about it. I assume you already know that it exhibits a reckless disregard for the safety of others, but I have something more important to tell you."
"wtf" spok says
END.
