It was Thanksgiving Day at the Cartoon Mansion! Every little cartoon was sitting at the table, waiting for the turkey to arrive. "Happy Thanksgiving everyone!" Mickey said as he held up his glass. Everyone else cheered. "But now to our first order of business." Mickey explained. "We're having a hard time with the turkey delivery." Timmy looked around and said, "I wish that the turkey was here." Cosmo and Wanda pulled out their wands in the air and POOF! The turkey appeared on the table.
Mickey smiled and pulled out the knife to cut the turkey. Suddenly, the doorbell rung. Mickey stood up and walked to the door. When he opened the door, Spongebob was wearing cool sunglasses and rock and roll clothing, as he held a guitar in his hand.
"Who's the new guy?" Bloo asked.
"It's no one." Mickey said.
Patrick ran up to the mansion and jumped through the door in his Goofy Goober underwear and said, "Let the party begin!"
Silence filled the room.
"This isn't a party!" Mickey said. "It's supposed to be a nice soft…"
Spongebob interrupted Mickey and strummed his guitar, which blasted the room.
"MY EARS! MY PERFECT SPARKLEY EARS!" a guest shouted irritated.
"What the hell?" Peter asked, while picking his ear.
Mickey uncovered his ears and said, "I said it's supposed to be a…"
Spongebob turned the knob a little bit higher and strummed the guitar again, which this time broke the windows in the mansion.
"I CAN'T HEAR ANYMORE!" the same guest hollered.
"God damn it! Mind turning it down?" Peter complained.
Mickey sighed and said, "I just…"
Spongebob then strummed the guitar for the final time and then things got wild.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" the same guest screamed and jumped out the broken window.
"Okay! That's it buddy!" Peter said and walked over to Spongebob and punched him in the face.
Spongebob, plowed to the ground and whimpered.
Mickey picked Spongebob up and took him to his seat at the table. Spongebob sat down and Patrick zoomed into the room, unclothed and said, "Look at me! I'm naked!" and then crashed into a wall.
"Okay so back to business. Who'd like to do the prayer?' Mickey said.
Spongebob raised his hand and began to pull out his guitar. Everyone else covered their ears. "Here we go again." Mickey thought to himself.
Spongebob lowered the guitars volume and played a little tune. The guests un covered their ears and listened quietly. Spongebob then took a deep breath and then began to turn up the volume a little bit more than usual and sang.
Spongebob: Here we are on this faithful holiday!
Where we M-E-E-T some new friends.
I can sing faster but then you'd be wrong.
Patrick said into Peter's ear, "Bum, bum, bum!"
Spongebob: We're sitting around the T-U-R-K-E-Y on this faithful holiday! T-U-R-K-E-Y S-O-N-G SONG! IF YOU THINK WE CAN SING FASTER THEN YOU ARE WRONG. SO COME ON AND SING A LOG! T-U-R-K-E-Y S-O-N-G SONG!
Everyone quickly got out of their chairs and started dancing! Once the song ended, Spongebob sat down and asked, "Wasn't that relaxing?" No one replied.
