Author notes: this is inspired by this pic of Abbott and Costello /post/4884971605/wip-abbott-costello-yaoi
Abbott: hey Costello.
Costello: Yea Abbott
Abbott: I got a great idea.
Costello: Let me have it.
Abbott: ok follow me to the room.
* both enters a room.*
Costello: Well what's the plan?
Abbott: well, first things first, you need to take of your clothes off except your trouser.
Costello: What!? Are you-
Abbott: Just trust me, this is all part of the plan.
Costello: * takes off suit and covers self* now what?
Abbott: * whisper to self* nice...* walks around the room looking around the area* now let me see, of I can just find it...Aha! This is just what I need.
Costello: What is it Abbott?
Abbott: this gift wrap string thingy...don't worry this is part of it. Now just hold still. * wraps around Costello around, ties a ribbon form to hold it in place.* There!
Costello: I can't seem to move. What kind of Idea is this?
Abbott: oh I think you're going to love this idea very much. * Licks lips*
Costello: Why are you looking at me like that? Abbott you're scaring me now.
Abbott: Well...you always say you were a..." Bad boy"
Costello: * turns pale* Well...that's what I said but I didn't think you'll take it...THIS ISNT FUNNY ABBOTT! Let me go or-
* stops by getting kissed harshly by Abbott. Kissing stops and silence broke in and Costello is blushing*
Abbott: well, that made you shut up for once. Let us see what we do next...how bout I tease you a little bit...yea that seem like a great idea.* teased by rubbing Costello trouser softly.*
Costello: * Softly moans* Cu-cut it out! Please I'm sensitive There!
Abbott: * chuckles softly* I love it when your mad.* push him aside.* let me get settle as well cause I don't want you have all the fun.* Began to unfix tie*
Costello: * smiles and quickly put head down from making Abbott notice*...
Abbott: I see you staring, no need to be shy.
Costello: I-I...Please can we just let this go? I-I...
Abbott: Shh*Put finger on Costello Lips* Calm down, we can start slow.
Costello: Ok...But be gentle.
Abbott: *Softly Laugh* I will.
* Began to play with Costello Hair. then began to kiss him in the lip.*
Costello: *thinking* It's been awhile since I've done this. But with him? My very well good friend? * Grabs on to Abbott shirt tightly* I don't care anymore.
Abbott: * Stops kissing and looks down* Well looks like someone is happy about this.
Costello: *gives a confuse look* What do you mean?
Abbott: *points down*
Costello: *Looks down.* Oh! Oh god! I-I guess it's been awhile since I had sex.
Abbott: Well let me start before your penis rip your good trouser. *Began to take off clothes*
Costello: Holy shit!
Abbott: What? What Happen?
Costello: Huh? Oh it's just-Your-You're big for a fellow!
Abbott: Oh you mean my penis? Yeah it's pretty big, I guess.
Costello: I guess?! How can I manage that thing?
Abbott: It's not like I'm going to kill you with this.
Costello: Well, if it does kill me. I'll huant you forever.
Abbott: What ever. *Push Costello down* Just suck it.*Felt the warmth of the mouth of Costello* Hey Costello.
Costello: *remove his mouth from Abbott manhood* Yes?
Abbott: Your very warm in your mouth.
Costello: Gee thanks...I guess.
Abbott: Yeah...keep going by the way.
Costello: *went back where he was*
Abbott: *huffing harshly* Oh Costello. * Push him deeply* Sorry I-oh gosh.
Costello: *gasping* Ubb-ubbott! Cant-*gasp* Breath!
Abbott: *Release him* Sorry, I'm very sensitive.
Costello: *Coughing* I-can-tell!
Abbott: Ok, bend down.
Costello: What? Why?
Abbott: Just do it.
Costello: * Bends down* Hope you don't do anything-Ahh!
Abbott: *puts one finger in hole* What was that Costello? I can't hear cause I'm to busy fucking you HAhaha!
Costello: Shit Abbott. Fuck you!
Abbott: Well, I never said sex was easy and soft. *Put 2nd finger in* Damn your stretchy.
Costello: Well, I never knew that.
Abbott: How come?
Costello: Well let see..Oh yeah, I know why, it's because I NEVER GOT FINGER BY A MAN!
Abbott: Well you don't have to be rude.
Costello: Just screw me already i'm feeling uneasy with you and all of this.
Abbott: Ok, but let me warn you.
Costello: What is it?
Abbott: Well since I fucked with women. Well...Anus sex hurts for them so maybe it will hurt you a little bit.
Costello: Oh ok...*Alert came* Wait wait!
Abbott: * Put his manhood in Costello*
Costello: SHIT!
Abbott: Does it hurt, should I stop?
Costello: *huffing* no...I'm fine *tears coming out from his eyes* GO DAMN IT
Abbott: Ok ok *began to thrust*
Costello: Oh man your biiiiiiiigg.
Abbott: Hehe...yeah sorry pal.
*Random Music* Love me or hate me, we will be boy. * Can you guess this music is from?*
Abbott: I'm going to cum...
Costello: Me...too
Abbott: I can't hold it anymore.
Costello: Just let go.
Abbott: *release* Ughhhh..
Costello: *turn really red* So..ugh..warm.
Abbott: *let go of him* well what do you think of the plan?
Costello: I think it's alright. *smirks*
Abbott: OH shut up you.
end.
