Malcolm Tucker

There once was a bloke, Malcolm Tucker.

Who considered himself quite the fucker.

So you better watch out,

He might give you a shout…

"Who the fuck do you think you are you fucking twat? You're nothing but a piece of shite stuck on the bottom of me shoe!
And do you know how I'm gonna get rid of you? I'm gonna stick my foot in the fuckin toilet and give it a flush till you wind
up dispersed among all the piss and fecal flotsam clogging up the fucking sewer! So fuck off!"