Hello everybody! My name is Sapphire, new here, 9 years old, and this is my first fic ever!
I'm more into parodies or songfics, I just can't write a normal one right... like right. But I do have some OCs.
Well, that story it really wasn't my idea, two people did it before me: NinjaWriterMaster and LucyBrick123. They're really funny, I almost fell off my chair seeing it! Seriously. And then, I decided making one that no one could realize: The First's Seasons Sins! Well, I looked right at some episodes and I noticed that there are sooo many sins that I decided to count! So let's see... I think you got how it is.
(PS: If you see "WC", my sister sometimes came to watch with me. WC is the short for "WhiteColor".)
(PSS: I'm just doing these by parts since I'm lazy to do all)
#Episode One: Rise of The Snakes - Part One
*The whole story of Ninjago is told on a painting*
Me: Well, I know right this story and it's on painting... cool, no sin from the start. :D
WC: I never knew that they could paint.
*Opening starts*
Me: *singing* that's a great opening!
*opening ends faster*
Me: WHY IT CAN'T BE LONGER, AS THE ANIME ONES? +1
*Sensei Wu is meditating in something with smoke*
Kai: *outside* Fire Attack!
WC: Huge magical girl reference or something like that? Makes me think about Cure Dream's "Dream Attack". Sarcastic no? +1
*Sensei opens the training door to see that no one is there*
Me: Don't even think that teenagers or something like that would be training when they have a huge videogame console. +1
*Ninjas are really playing videogame and eating pizza*
Me: See? Told you! +1
WC: BTW, eating pizza and playing videogame is one more of the TMNT references here. Ya know, Cole is Leo, Kai is Raph, Jay is Mikey and Zane is Donnie! Easy! +1
*Sensei Wu starts talking about Lord Garmadon returning*
Me: Obvious Sensei Wu is obvious. +1
Zane: But Sensei Wu, since he's gone Ninjago is all on peace!
Me: OF COURSE, IF THE BAD GUY IS GONE! NONSENSE ZANE! AND YOU'RE THE INTELLIGENT! +1
Jay: Peace is boring! No one to save and nothing to do!
Me: So you prefer risking lives to have some fun? +1
Cole: We can train tomorrow.
WC: Here comes the "tomorrow" thingy. +1
*Sensei Wu really says about the tomorrow*
WC: I am a seer! (note the sarcasm) +1
Cole: So... I was going to eat this pizza tomorrow, but if that's how it is... *almost eats pizza*
Sensei Wu: *kicks pizza* NO PIZZA FOR YOU!
Me: FINALLY THE SENSEI GUYS ARE BEING RUDE WITH THEIR STUDENTS! -1
Kai: Rembember when we did a thingy called "Tornado of Creation"? I thought that was amazing!
Me: Yeah, because first- you was on it and second- you are saying that Sensei, the guy who even knew where you live forgot something that happened some days ago? +1
Sensei Wu: You all even didn't got closer to your potentials...
Me: Deal with it. +1
Cole: You wanna see secret powers? Look at it. *plugs back TV with his scythe*
Me: Seriously? +1
*they start playing videogame again*
Zane: Don't worry master, we will be ready when Lord Garmadon be back.
Nya: Guys! Lord Garmadon! He's back!
*They start bumping into each other to just get their weapons and go*
Me: Yeah right. +1
*Nya crosses her arms*
Me: Angry Nya is angry. +1
*Nya gives the nunckucks for Jay*
Jay: Uh... eh, thanks.. and...
Nya: GO!
Me: Worse time to think of trying to impress Nya, Jay. +1
*Ninjas go downstairs*
WC: They never thought on an elevator? Even on Monica's gang has a mountain with an elevator! C'mon, Sensei! +1
*Cole jumps on his dragons and scythe falls*
WC: Worse than me. +1
*Jay tries making a blackflip to jump on his dragon, which he hits it's head and falls*
Me: Epic fail. +1
*Kai gots on his dragon right*
Me: You gotta teach the others how to simply jump on them. +1
WC: I thought Zane was going to do this right. +1 by OOCness.
Nya: Can I help?
Kai: Sorry sister, but we're going to a dangerous place...
Me & WC: MACHIST! +1
Kai: ...this is a work for a ninja! *tries holding the thingy to guide the dragon* Uh... a little help?
Me: And THAT you let her help! +1
*Ninjas are flying on their dragons*
Cole: Like old times, right Rocky?
Me: It was just some weeks! +1
Kai: Do you all believe in what Sensei Wu said about our potentials?
Me: He's your Sensei, why wouldn't you all believe? +1
Jay: He probably has something in mind. We have these golden weapons and surely we're going to use, what should them do?
Me: These are elemental weapons, what do you think that they do? +1
Zane: *something that I can't understand...*
Me: What. the. **** you just said? +1
Cole: Hey everyone, someone is excited to combat Lord Garmadon?
Me: Yeah, someone is excited to almost die? +1
Cole: I wanted to try some new Spinjitzu attacks and this is the perfect opportunity!
Me: So why didn't you all trained? You could do that! +1
*They arrive at Jamanakai Village*
Kai: Whoo! Got first!
Jay: No, it was me!
Me: No one wants to know. +1
Cole: My feets touched the floor before yours.
Zane: You all are wrong, surely it was me!
WC: Guess what? It was fuc****** me! #Sarcasm +1
*Everyone in the village runs as a shadow can be seen*
Me: Lord Garmadon would probably do a better entrance, and with an armor! +1
*strange laugh everywhere*
Me: Even I can notice that it's a little kid doing a false laugh. How can the villagers can be scared of that? +1
*shadow starts getting smaller until it reveals a little kid with a strange hoddie*
Me: Told you so. +1
Lloyd: It's me, Lloyd Garmedon!
Me: No nevermind. +1
Lloyd: I want all of your candy now!
Me: *eats candy* you scare all a village when a candy is just 50 cents or something like that? +1
Jay: Lloyd Garmadon? I thought that we're going to combat Lord Garmadon!
Me: Blame Nya for that. +1
Cole: It's his son!
Me: ... no comments. +1
*Ninjas go to Lloyd just like badboys*
Me: Ya should learn that with them. +1
*Lloyd realease the old snake trick*
Me: Lame. +1
Lloyd: Wait a sec, I asked for candy, not vegetables! I hate vegetables!
Me: Duh. +1
*The ninjas start talking about the Serpentine, which Kai just don't believe*
Me: You're gonna regret that. +1
*The ninjas all grab Lloyd*
Cole: Don't worry we'll take care of this, there's nothing to see there!
Me: Just you all taking a little kid by force. +1
Lloyd: I'm gonna count to three!
Me: Only my mom can scare me with this.
WC: And mine! +1
*They put Lloyd on a banner of a baby shop*
Me: That... was... -1
*Ninjas laugh*
Me: You all are acting like bullies. +1
*Zane buys candy for them all*
Me: And you even torture him! +1
Cole: Next time, pay for your candies!
Me: Learn it! -1
*Ninjas find something about the green Ninja*
Me: Guess who? +1
*Lloyd find the Hypnobrai Tomb*
Me: As Kai said, just an idiot could do that. +1
*He falls*
Me: Caution where ya step! +1
*The Hypnobrai general gets there*
WC: If I was him, I would be running. +1
*The General tries controlling Lloyd*
General: I control you...
*He stares at his own reflection*
Lloyd: *looks at the General* No... I control you.
Me: That General is dumb. +1
General: How we can serve you, master...?
Lloyd: We?
Me: It's a tribe, you jerk! +1
Total of Sins : 52 (AND IT'S JUST A FIRST PART!)
Dude, I'm really sure that Kai will regret that.
Don't own: Ninjago, TMNT, Yes! Pretty Cure 5! and everything else. Just me. I also don't own my sister (wait... can you own a person?)
THE IDEA WASN'T MINE. I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
~Sapphire
