Hello everybody! My name is Sapphire, new here, 9 years old, and this is my first fic ever!

I'm more into parodies or songfics, I just can't write a normal one right... like right. But I do have some OCs.

Well, that story it really wasn't my idea, two people did it before me: NinjaWriterMaster and LucyBrick123. They're really funny, I almost fell off my chair seeing it! Seriously. And then, I decided making one that no one could realize: The First's Seasons Sins! Well, I looked right at some episodes and I noticed that there are sooo many sins that I decided to count! So let's see... I think you got how it is.

(PS: If you see "WC", my sister sometimes came to watch with me. WC is the short for "WhiteColor".)

(PSS: I'm just doing these by parts since I'm lazy to do all)


#Episode One: Rise of The Snakes - Part One


*The whole story of Ninjago is told on a painting*

Me: Well, I know right this story and it's on painting... cool, no sin from the start. :D

WC: I never knew that they could paint.


*Opening starts*

Me: *singing* that's a great opening!

*opening ends faster*

Me: WHY IT CAN'T BE LONGER, AS THE ANIME ONES? +1


*Sensei Wu is meditating in something with smoke*

Kai: *outside* Fire Attack!

WC: Huge magical girl reference or something like that? Makes me think about Cure Dream's "Dream Attack". Sarcastic no? +1


*Sensei opens the training door to see that no one is there*

Me: Don't even think that teenagers or something like that would be training when they have a huge videogame console. +1

*Ninjas are really playing videogame and eating pizza*

Me: See? Told you! +1

WC: BTW, eating pizza and playing videogame is one more of the TMNT references here. Ya know, Cole is Leo, Kai is Raph, Jay is Mikey and Zane is Donnie! Easy! +1


*Sensei Wu starts talking about Lord Garmadon returning*

Me: Obvious Sensei Wu is obvious. +1

Zane: But Sensei Wu, since he's gone Ninjago is all on peace!

Me: OF COURSE, IF THE BAD GUY IS GONE! NONSENSE ZANE! AND YOU'RE THE INTELLIGENT! +1

Jay: Peace is boring! No one to save and nothing to do!

Me: So you prefer risking lives to have some fun? +1

Cole: We can train tomorrow.

WC: Here comes the "tomorrow" thingy. +1

*Sensei Wu really says about the tomorrow*

WC: I am a seer! (note the sarcasm) +1

Cole: So... I was going to eat this pizza tomorrow, but if that's how it is... *almost eats pizza*

Sensei Wu: *kicks pizza* NO PIZZA FOR YOU!

Me: FINALLY THE SENSEI GUYS ARE BEING RUDE WITH THEIR STUDENTS! -1

Kai: Rembember when we did a thingy called "Tornado of Creation"? I thought that was amazing!

Me: Yeah, because first- you was on it and second- you are saying that Sensei, the guy who even knew where you live forgot something that happened some days ago? +1

Sensei Wu: You all even didn't got closer to your potentials...

Me: Deal with it. +1

Cole: You wanna see secret powers? Look at it. *plugs back TV with his scythe*

Me: Seriously? +1

*they start playing videogame again*

Zane: Don't worry master, we will be ready when Lord Garmadon be back.

Nya: Guys! Lord Garmadon! He's back!

*They start bumping into each other to just get their weapons and go*

Me: Yeah right. +1

*Nya crosses her arms*

Me: Angry Nya is angry. +1

*Nya gives the nunckucks for Jay*

Jay: Uh... eh, thanks.. and...

Nya: GO!

Me: Worse time to think of trying to impress Nya, Jay. +1


*Ninjas go downstairs*

WC: They never thought on an elevator? Even on Monica's gang has a mountain with an elevator! C'mon, Sensei! +1

*Cole jumps on his dragons and scythe falls*

WC: Worse than me. +1

*Jay tries making a blackflip to jump on his dragon, which he hits it's head and falls*

Me: Epic fail. +1

*Kai gots on his dragon right*

Me: You gotta teach the others how to simply jump on them. +1

WC: I thought Zane was going to do this right. +1 by OOCness.

Nya: Can I help?

Kai: Sorry sister, but we're going to a dangerous place...

Me & WC: MACHIST! +1

Kai: ...this is a work for a ninja! *tries holding the thingy to guide the dragon* Uh... a little help?

Me: And THAT you let her help! +1


*Ninjas are flying on their dragons*

Cole: Like old times, right Rocky?

Me: It was just some weeks! +1

Kai: Do you all believe in what Sensei Wu said about our potentials?

Me: He's your Sensei, why wouldn't you all believe? +1

Jay: He probably has something in mind. We have these golden weapons and surely we're going to use, what should them do?

Me: These are elemental weapons, what do you think that they do? +1

Zane: *something that I can't understand...*

Me: What. the. **** you just said? +1

Cole: Hey everyone, someone is excited to combat Lord Garmadon?

Me: Yeah, someone is excited to almost die? +1

Cole: I wanted to try some new Spinjitzu attacks and this is the perfect opportunity!

Me: So why didn't you all trained? You could do that! +1


*They arrive at Jamanakai Village*

Kai: Whoo! Got first!

Jay: No, it was me!

Me: No one wants to know. +1

Cole: My feets touched the floor before yours.

Zane: You all are wrong, surely it was me!

WC: Guess what? It was fuc****** me! #Sarcasm +1

*Everyone in the village runs as a shadow can be seen*

Me: Lord Garmadon would probably do a better entrance, and with an armor! +1

*strange laugh everywhere*

Me: Even I can notice that it's a little kid doing a false laugh. How can the villagers can be scared of that? +1

*shadow starts getting smaller until it reveals a little kid with a strange hoddie*

Me: Told you so. +1

Lloyd: It's me, Lloyd Garmedon!

Me: No nevermind. +1

Lloyd: I want all of your candy now!

Me: *eats candy* you scare all a village when a candy is just 50 cents or something like that? +1

Jay: Lloyd Garmadon? I thought that we're going to combat Lord Garmadon!

Me: Blame Nya for that. +1

Cole: It's his son!

Me: ... no comments. +1

*Ninjas go to Lloyd just like badboys*

Me: Ya should learn that with them. +1

*Lloyd realease the old snake trick*

Me: Lame. +1

Lloyd: Wait a sec, I asked for candy, not vegetables! I hate vegetables!

Me: Duh. +1

*The ninjas start talking about the Serpentine, which Kai just don't believe*

Me: You're gonna regret that. +1

*The ninjas all grab Lloyd*

Cole: Don't worry we'll take care of this, there's nothing to see there!

Me: Just you all taking a little kid by force. +1

Lloyd: I'm gonna count to three!

Me: Only my mom can scare me with this.

WC: And mine! +1

*They put Lloyd on a banner of a baby shop*

Me: That... was... -1

*Ninjas laugh*

Me: You all are acting like bullies. +1

*Zane buys candy for them all*

Me: And you even torture him! +1

Cole: Next time, pay for your candies!

Me: Learn it! -1

*Ninjas find something about the green Ninja*

Me: Guess who? +1


*Lloyd find the Hypnobrai Tomb*

Me: As Kai said, just an idiot could do that. +1

*He falls*

Me: Caution where ya step! +1

*The Hypnobrai general gets there*

WC: If I was him, I would be running. +1

*The General tries controlling Lloyd*

General: I control you...

*He stares at his own reflection*

Lloyd: *looks at the General* No... I control you.

Me: That General is dumb. +1

General: How we can serve you, master...?

Lloyd: We?

Me: It's a tribe, you jerk! +1


Total of Sins : 52 (AND IT'S JUST A FIRST PART!)

Dude, I'm really sure that Kai will regret that.

Don't own: Ninjago, TMNT, Yes! Pretty Cure 5! and everything else. Just me. I also don't own my sister (wait... can you own a person?)

THE IDEA WASN'T MINE. I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

~Sapphire