I own nothing.
Turtle
I'd been sending him weird looks all night.
He was feed up with it.
"What?" asked the chimera. "...Nothing." he said looking away again. "No, what is it? Do you have a problem with turtles or something?" he asked taking a menacing step forward.
"Nooo..." Dolcetto said looking away again holding back a grin. "Then what is it?!"
By this time they'd got the rooms attention.
All eyes on them.
Perfect.
"Its just.."
"Ya?" he asked stretching his neck forward glare in place.
"...turtles can breath through there butt."
Silence
Then the room burst out laughing. He stood there, frozen in horror.
"Th-thats not true!"
"Well we'll just have to test that, won't we?" Martel said jumping up and covering his nose.
"Mmmmm muff!" he said struggling after a few minutes until he stopped, eyes closed. For a second Martel thought she'd killed him. Until his eyes snapped open in shock.
"..." him
"..." Us
The room boomed with laughter ounce more as he escaped when Martel doubled over.
And no-one saw Rapheal the turtle chimera again.
AN: * plays the mutant ninja turtle theme* lol That's true you know. About turtles.
