TV

Author's Note: This popped into my head after reading something somewhere- when I remember what, I'll let you know. This is what happens when you only watch one show for a year, then get addicted to another one. It was too short of an idea for a longer story. So, without further ado (who came up with that phrase?) here's proof that I need a life.

Hey Jim, come here.

What?

You ever watch this show before?

What, MASH? Sure.

Well, whadya think of Radar?

Cute kid, little annoying- sounds like someone I know, in fact.

Ha. Ha. I'm amused.

Glad I'm amusing.

Well, I think he may be a sentinel.

What? That's it chief, those algae shakes have finally killed off your last brain cells.

Funny man, real hilarious. Seriously, think about it. He knows ahead of time when the choppers are coming, he can actually bear the taste of the food (obviously turning down taste and smell), he- hey, don't throw that pillow- (*thump*)

And isn't it sad that the intro was almost longer than the story?