Foreign Exchange:

Aztecluv: I wonder a lot when I hear about foreign exchange students (I want to be one so badly), so I thought, what about foreign exchange fighters. Then, this is what I came up with.

Summary: Some of the smashers are on the edge of an angry breakdown because of Mewtwo's attitude so in order to calm them down, Master Hand decides to place Mewtwo in a foreign exchange program for fighters. He ends up in the Soul Calibur realm while they send Nightmare to the Smasher's realm. Half of the smashers are thankful that they got a strong fighter but looks can be deceiving. Let's see who will get the last laugh, Mewtwo or the smashers who hate him?

Pairings: Mewtwo/Samus, Xianghua/Kilik, Mario/Peach, Link/Zelda

I don't own Smash Bros or Soul Calibur! Nintendo owns Smash Bros and Namco owns Soul Calibur.

Chapter 1: The Exchange:

"I am telling you, I have had it with Mewtwo!" yelled Fox. They were having a meeting over a complaint made by several smashers about Mewtwo. Seems like for the past few months, Mewtwo has been causing mischief around but he didn't attempt to harm anyone. Plus, his attitude was a major issue. He was like a bipolar, he would be happy one minute and then aggressive the next.

"I agree with Fox, Mewtwo has got to go" said Captain Falcon.

"Would you two shut up!" yelled Master Hand.

"Thank you" said Samus.

"Look at it this way Master Hand, Mewtwo hasn't been a good person to be with since he got here. He acted like a diva" said Mario.

"Well, he was a teen idol when he got here" said Young Link.

"Yeah, you're probably jealous because his popularity was rising faster than yours" said Pikachu, which brought Mewtwo's supporters to giggles.

"That's it!" yelled Mario as he pounced onto the table trying to get Pikachu. Mario's side quickly grabbed hold of him before he can cause trouble.

" Can you idiots just listen!?" yelled Master Hand, which brought everyone to complete silence.

"I understand your complaints but I have to agree with Samus about this. I have heard complaints about Bowser and Ganondorf but I didn't get rid of them. I however came up with a solution to solve your half of the problems that I consulted with the smashers who support Mewtwo" said Master Hand.

"What is your idea?" asked Pichu.

" A foreign exchange program" said Master Hand.

"A what?" asked Yoshi. Zelda then got up and proudly answered Yoshi's question.

"A foreign exchange program is when one person from another nation is switched with someone else from another nation."

"Oh, so ditch Mewtwo into another nation" said Link.

"Actually, in another realm and we are not ditching him" said Peach.

"I have decided to send Mewtwo into the Soul Calibur realm. Link went there when he went into the exchange program when you all complained about him" said Master Hand.

'That isn't fair, Link had fun there. Can we just send Mewtwo to the Mortal Kombat realm?" asked Captain Falcon.

"Listen peanuts for brains, we are not going to send Mewtwo into a realm where he will comeback as nothing but a torso and a head" yelled Samus.

"Exactly. Besides, the fighter you will be getting is different from the one who took Link's place" said Master Hand.

"You mean Cassandra? She was a cutie" said Marth.

"Yeah, I remember she told you that you weren't her type of guy" said Roy.

"Anyways, the fighter being sent is named Nightmare. He is said to be the strongest fighter in the realm. He is a fine replacement for our strongest fighter for the next 2 months" said Master Hand.

"Two months! Sweet!" yelled both Falco and Fox and they both then high five each other. Suddenly, Mewtwo came into the meeting.

"Uh, sorry I'm late. I had an incident in the training room" said Mewtwo.

"I bet he broke something again" whispered Link.

"Shut up Link!" yelled Master Hand.

"What's going on? Is Link going away on the exchange program again?" asked Mewtwo.

"Hehe, don't count on it" said Link. Mewtwo had no idea what was going on until he saw the others on Link's side smirking at him. He then figured it out.

"Wait a minute, you mean, I'm leaving!" Mewtwo practically yelled.

"Yes because of the idiots who hate you" said Master Hand.

"So, where am I going?" asked Mewtwo.

"To the Soul Calibur realm" said Samus.

"That sounds fair' said Mewtwo.

"He's so lucky, why don't you send him in a realm with fighters who will make him miserable?" asked Ganondorf.

"That's where I'll send you if you keep it up!" said Master Hand.

"So, when am I scheduled to go?" asked Mewtwo.

"Tomorrow morning" said Master Hand. Mario's side cheered while Mewtwo was shocked.

"Tomorrow! Why didn't you guys tell me earlier so I was prepared?" Mewtwo said.

"We didn't want to hurt you" said Nana.

"That's ok Nana" said Mewtwo.

"Ok, now that we have this all settled, Mewtwo will pack his bags with what he will need for the two months and tomorrow morning, we will meet at the realm teleporter to bid Mewtwo a good trip. As for now, meeting is adjourned" said Master Hand and with that most of the smashers left happy except for Mewtwo's supporters. Later that night, Mewtwo was in his room packing his bag. He put some clothes he got, his sunglasses, his cloak, some books, a picture of him and his sweetheart Samus, and his lucky item. A locket that Samus gave him that had a picture of her. Samus and her group knocked on the door.

"Come in" yelled Mewtwo.

"Hi Mewtwo" said Pikachu.

"Hey guys" said Mewtwo. Samus just went up and hugged Mewtwo.

"I wished there was an easy way to solve this problem but we had to do what we had to do" said Samus.

"Its ok, besides Link told me that he had a great time so I might as well enjoy a break from here" said Mewtwo.

"You mean you will forget us?" asked both Nana and Popo. They then clinged onto Mewtwo's legs and started to cry. Mewtwo removed the two from his legs and put them onto the ground.

"No, I mean from the meanies who don't like me" Mewtwo said.

"Ok" said Nana and Popo.

"Ok kid smashers, looks like its that time for little ones to go to bed" said Zelda.

"But we don't want to sleep. We want to be with Mewtwo" said Young Link.

"Sorry kids, its to bed" said Peach. Young Link, Nana and Popo then started to cry like 3 year olds. This got Zelda and peach mad so Zelda grabbed Young Link and carried him off while Peach carried off nana and Popo.

"We'll leave you two alone. Night" said Peach. Now, Mewtwo and Samus were alone.

"Well, I guess I'll go to bed too. We have a big morning ahead of us" said Samus.

"I agree" said Mewtwo. Both of them just couldn't handle it anymore and they leaned closer to each other and kissed.

3:00 AM:

Zelda couldn't sleep because she knew that in only 6 hours, her best friend is leaving. She decided to go into the dining hall and make herself a cup of coffee. When she had her cup filled with her favorite coffee flavor. She sat down. Suddenly, the door opened. It was Peach.

"Let me guess, you couldn't sleep either?" asked Peach.

"Yup" said Zelda.

"Is there anymore coffee?" asked Peach.

"I just made a pot of it" said Zelda. Then the door opened again but this time, it was Young Link, Nana, Popo and Pikachu.

'Hey, you kids are supposed to be asleep" said Peach.

"We can't and its because of Mewtwo leaving" said Nana.

"I understand" said Zelda.

"Plus, we wanted to check up on Samus and she is not in her room" said Young Link.

"Where is she?" asked Peach.

"Where was she when we left Mewtwo's room?" asked Pikachu. Pikachu's comment made Zelda to choke on her coffee. Peach just went wide eyed and then stared at Zelda.

"Oh damn, you don't think.." said Zelda.

"I hope not" said Popo.

"I need to check this out. If I find Samus's clothes in his room I am actually going to scream" said Peach. The two then ran towards Mewtwo's room. The kids decided to follow the girls. They find the door to Mewtwo's room.

"Ok, when I count to three, we open the door quietly" said Zelda.

"Ok, one, two, three!" said Peach and Zelda and then they both opened the door quietly. When they looked inside, they found Mewtwo and Samus together on his bed. Peach got closer and gave a sigh of relief. Samus was wearing the same clothing she was wearing earlier on. Just then, the kids ran in.

"Looks like the got it on" said Popo loudly. Loud enough that it woke up Samus and Mewtwo.

"What the hell are you guys doing in my room?" asked Mewtwo.

"Well, the kids wanted to cheer up Samus and they couldn't find her and then we found her here" said Zelda.

"What did you guys thought we did?" asked Samus.

"Well, nookie" said Peach.

"I am not ready for that! I was just sad about Mewtwo leaving that I asked him if I could be in here with him for the night. He said sure and then we fell asleep" said Samus.

"You girls really have a dirty mind" said Mewtwo. They all just giggled.

Later…

9:00 AM:

Everyone was in the room where the realm teleporter was. Mewtwo was in with his bag.

"Well Mewtwo, are you ready to go?" asked Master Hand.

"I guess so" said Mewtwo.

"Ok, now say your goodbyes and we can finally please the idiots who hate you" said Master Hand.

"Well, looks like this is it" said Mewtwo. Young Link, Nana, Popo and Pikachu all ran up to Mewtwo and hugged him.

"Bye Mewtwo, we'll miss you" they all said.

"I'll miss you too. Don't worry I'll be back with a lot of stories to tell" said Mewtwo.

"Yay!" said the 4 smashers. Zelda and Peach both went up and hugged him.

"Be safe" said Peach.

"Take care" said Zelda. Samus then went up. Mewtwo could tell that she wanted to cry so badly. Samus then couldn't handle it and ran up into his arms. She started to break down in tears as she hugged him.

"Its ok Samus. I'll be back" said Mewtwo. He was also trying to hold back his tears.

"I'm afraid something bad might happen to you" said Samus. Mewtwo then used his hands and wiped the tears away from Samus's soft face. She liked the fact that Mewtwo was caressing her in order for her to calm down. She smiled and let her final tears drop. She then leaned in and gave Mewtwo a kiss. It lasted for 20 seconds but she enjoyed every second of it.

"Hey, that's supposed to be my kiss!" yelled Captain Falcon.

"Shut up Falcon!" yelled Mewtwo and Samus. Mewtwo then let go of Samus. As soon as she stopped, she started to cry yet again. Zelda and Peach could also feel Samus's pain and started to cry too.

"Oh great, now the girls are crying" said Link.

"I did the same when you left!" yelled Zelda.

"Yeah, have some dignity" said Peach. Mewtwo was about to enter the transporter when Marth yelled something at him.

"Mewtwo, tell Cassandra I said hi!"

"Whatever! Later!" Mewtwo yelled as he entered the transporter and then, he was gone. 5 seconds later, something appeared from the transporter. He was wearing heavy armor and looked scary to the core. He was so scary that the kid smashers hid behind an older smasher.

"Looks like we have company!" said Bowser.

Aztecluv: Let me tell you, I actually started crying when I was writing the part where Samus and Mewtwo say goodbye. I actually felt her pain! Anyways, that concludes chapter 1. In the next chapter, Mewtwo arrives at the Soul Calibur realm while trouble brews at the Smashers realm. What insanity will happen and will the others regret sending off Mewtwo? R&R!