Jelly Beans
A/N: Just a stupid, random story to kick off the series. What is it about? Jelly beans, and everyone's favorite pirate fox. Have fun.
12:00 AM, 9/15/1995.
It was just another random night without a guard on duty. Boring. Until a certain fox reactivated before anyone else. Why?
Because there were jelly beans somewhere. That's why.
He had heard of the Jelly Bean before, and according to Bonnie they were worth eating. They came in a wide variety of flavors and you could cram a ton into your mouth at once. Sounded just as good as pizza, he thought. Especially the purple ones. The purple ones were the tastiest, he hoped. Purple jelly beans, mmm.
After thinking about purple jelly beans for about 5 minutes, Foxy emerged from the royal purple curtains and started looking for them sweet, tasty jelly beans.
This stupid search started in the dining room. The tables were somewhat flawless, except the lazy janitor forgot to wipe off a few beverage stains. But other than that, the tables were wiped clean. Getting down as low as his skeleton could go, Foxy looked underneath the tables for any jelly beans. There weren't any. So, getting off the floor, he decided to wander down the west hall and into the janitor's closet, before rummaging through windex, mops and brooms, and various other cleaning materials, there was nothing.
Everything was tossed back in (no, really. As in thrown, underhand.) to the closet, and the search went into the office, where there was no guard. The swivel chair only sat idle, the monitor resting where Mike's booty would be tomorrow night. The fox took a minute to remember Mike's first week. He was a jerk, yeah, but it was fun trying to spook him. Good thing he had the week off, or the door would be hitting him straight in the muzzle.
After poking through some trash, behind the large TV screens, the cupcake, and between shelves, there was a bag of jelly beans lying next to some old photos of previous guards. Screeching, he took the bag by the hole punched in the top with his hook, and ran off to pirate cove at top speed to eat them. Or save them up for later. It was anyone's guess, but no, it wasn't sexual. ROBOTS ARE NOT CAPABLE OF LOVE.
A/N: Sorry it was so short. I started typing this up on my phone at 11 last night. But anyway a short and stupid thing to kick off this series. Later this Week: Bonnie takes Freddy's hat. Loses face.
