Little snippets from Kakashi and Sakura's life together. Based on the 20 prompts given.

Author's Chapter Notes:

No spoilers, 1 curse word and mention of 'adult activities'.

Disclaimer: Oh please, If I owned Naruto then Kakashi's hot little ass would be mine, and Sasuke would be dead. I don't own Naruto or any of the characters, and I only borrow them here to play with them.

"I'm going to kill you." She threatened menacingly.

"You love me too much to kill me." He stated with ease.

"I hate you." She growled with malice lacing her words.

"I love you too." He responded easily.

"I hate you." She angrily retorted.

"I love you too." He replied once again.

"I'm going to KILL YOU." She ground out as she fidgeted, trying to escape her rope entrapment.

"You left me tied up for three hours." He stated as if he didn't hear her threat to his life. Of course he had heard it, but who would believe that threat coming from someone tied up and hanging from a tree?

"Three hours, THREE HOURS!! I've been here for SIX! That's double the amount of time that I left you tied up. And anyway, I had you tied to a bed, and those three hours were spent with you SCREAMING my name as we fucked. " She cried out angrily.

"Mmmm, I seem to remember that the one doing most of the screaming that day was you." He rubbed his chin thoughtfully, fully aware that both of them were doing the screaming that day.

"Tch, I think you need your memory checked OLD MAN." She growled as she fidgeted again, still trying to get out of the rope entrapment.

"If I'm so old, which I am not, then why in the world were you the one who had me tied up. Are you attracted to old men? Besides, it's my birthday, don't you want me to be happy. Don't you want to do whatever you can to make me happy?" He switched topics, they both knew that the topic of age was a no-no with him, she would pay for calling him old… eventually.

"I doubt that making you happy involves this." She snorted out as she blew out, annoyed with her bangs, which were currently hanging in front of her face.

"Says who, how can you be sure that it doesn't make me happy?" He questioned playfully.

"Because no sane person would get pleasure from this!" She cried out.

"Well fine then, if you're gonna call me crazy then I guess I won't untie you. And I may as well call them all back." He said as her eyes widened.

"Oh lord…. No…no…anything but that!" She cried as her eyes went wide.

"Party is back on!" Kakashi yelled loudly. His scream rebounded throughout the village of Konoha.
Sakura screamed in a very girly, high pitched shriek, as from all over the village the children who heard the call rushed and got their bats. A horde of children suddenly surrounded Sakura and with their bats clasped in their hands they jumped up and down, shouting in excited and entertained voices "Piñata, Piñata!".

"Oh please, no! No! I'll do anything, just don't let them use me as a living piñata again!" Sakura pleaded as one of the children produced a strip of cloth from one of their pockets.

"Hmmm, anything?" Kakashi asked as he pursed his lips and rubbed his chin, ignoring the children as the one with the cloth chose one of the other children and turned them around.

"YES! Anything! Just get me down NOW!" She pleaded as she saw the child take the cloth and begin to tie it around the other child's head.

"You promise?" He asked questioningly, as the child tied the knot around the other child's head.

"YES! I promise! Just get me down! Save me!" She cried as the child picked up his bat and began to spin around and around.

"Okay kids, you can't use this piñata, but right over there" he pointed to his left where a brightly colored piñata was hanging from a tree that had been hidden by Genjutsu was revealed. "Is a piñata you all can use, and that one will give out candy."

"CANDY!!!" The horde of children screamed as they left the currently spinning child to run into a tree. Lifting off his blindfold he ran to where the other children were. "CANDY!!" he cried as he ran.

Kakashi reached into his pack and pulled out a kunai. He cut Sakura down with ease, and catching her in his arms as he cut her down he looked down at her with an evil glint in his eyes.

" Now, about that promise…" He said as he smirked and Sakura groaned. Maybe she shouldn't have said anything. She knew what that glint meant, and she knew that she probably would be stuck in bed with this man, the man that she did love, for all day.

Walking back to the village with her still cradled in his arms he chuckled lightly. He knew exactly what he wanted from her, and children were definitely not allowed to see what he planned to do to her.

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