It was nighttime in Cardiff.

And there was a gorilla sitting in a shed, eating cheese.

Suddenly, the shed collapsed, revealing a hoard of hungry vampires!

"Oh no!" said the gorilla, whose name was Bollo. "I should run!"

Bollo ran, and ran and ran – into a tree, at which point he promptly died.

The vampires caught up with him, and dragged him back to their lair, where they made him into soup. They ate the soup, but it tasted really bad, so they went to Pizza Hut to have something else to eat. However, when they got there they all started choking – the gorilla soup had been poisonous! They all died except for one, who ripped of his disguise to reveal that he was really Bollo! The "Bollo" who had died earlier had actually been Tracy Beaker in a gorilla suit.

Bollo then went off to meet up with his friends, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort (who was now a woman). The three friends went to the O2 to see Britney Spears on her new tour, and told her that they'd found a cure for cancer. She then copyrighted it and made lots of money, but then it didn't work. As a result of this, everyone decided that Bollo, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort (who was now a woman) were evil, and killed them. The End.