The Mushroom Bosses

Author's Note: Bored. Enjoy. (Also, lots of author notes.)

Disclaimer: I do not own Maplestory, Nexon, or anything afflicted with Nexon.

Mushmom sat quietly at her table, until the author realized mushrooms cannot sit.

Mushmom(Mm): F3

Mushdad(Bmm): Hi honey I'm home!

Mm: NUUU WTF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT MUSHROOM SHRINE GETTING MURDERED BY NOOBS.

Bmm: I'm lvl90 you noob.

Mm: BLEH. –defames-

Bmm: Nooooo my fame….. oh well, I still have three trillion more fames.

Mm: -logs onto other characters and defames-

Bmm: You do realize the above three lines are impossible, due to the fact we are mushrooms, right?

Mm: ….. MUSHMOM SMASH

And so, they fought (with ground pounds… how stupid, considering both of them can jump.)


Meanwhile, somewhere in Ant Tunnel Park, Zombie Mushmom (Zmm) waited patiently, anticipating the unexpected noobs who had took the VIP taxi out of curiosity. (A/n: Yes, I have done this before.)

Zmm: Me hungry.

Zombie Mushmom stared awkwardly at an evil eye, which, knowing of zombie mushmom's hunger, edged away slowly.

Alas, the poor, hideous creature's speed could not match the one of the giant, and was quickly consumed.

Zmm: Mmm… not bad.

Famine and taste took the best of the monster, and it engaged in a rampage across Ant Tunnel Park, eating everything that moved. (A/n: Wooo fat people reference. No offence to any overweight people reading this.)


Meanwhile, back at Someone Else's House…

Mm: MUSHMOM BECH SLAP!

Bmm: You have no hands.

Mm: SOOO? –randomly grows a pair of hands- WHAT NOW?

Bmm: You know, the author will never allow that to happen.

Mm: Yes he will, cause he's a good-for-nothing, fail of a writer whose bored out of his mind.

Bmm: Good point.

(A/n: ….)

Mushmom and Mushdad resumed to fight, both of which attempting to Ground Pound each other to death, and failing miserably.


Back at Zombie Mushmom's place….

Zmm: NOMNOMNOM

Zombie Mushmom was still starved, and wandered off into Cave of Evil Eyes, scaring the Cygnus Knights there that were finishing the Francis the Puppeteer quests.

Zmm: NOMNOMNOM, IMMA EAT CHU.


Back at The Grave of Mushroom…..

Random Assassin(RS): Whoohoo imma get me some Hwabis!

After Flash Jumping everywhere for a good thirty minutes…..

RS: what the f*ck? According to my hacking dev- I mean my legit tool, Zombie mushmom is supposed to have spawned already. Hm… maybe some stupid bowman came along and murdered the darn thing. (A/n: yes, this is the common stereotype that Sins hate bowman.)


NOMNOMNOM

Zombie mushmom had advanced even deeper into the depths of Sleepywood, consuming Drakes, Wild Kargos, Evil eyes, Cold Eyes, Tauromacises, Taurospears, and even a poor Bob the snail.

The roars of Zombie Mushmom's "Nomnomnom"s were heard throughout the area of Sleepywood, frightening even those of a high level.

Forty Evil eyes, eighty Cold eyes, seventy Drakes, twenty-three Wild Kargos, ten Tauromacises, five Taurospears, and three Bob the snails later, Zombie Mushmom came to a dead end- Jr. Balrog's sanctuary. As expected, a Jr. Balrog spawned, mistaking the Zombie Mushmom for a wandering adventurer.

"GRRRR….. ME EAT YOU NOW"

Zombie Mushmom rushed toward the winged devil-like beast, only to be ripped apart by Jr. Balrog's sharp claws. Jr. Balrog then took a piece of the mushroom and took a bite.

Hm….. Not bad.

Moral of This story: You are what you eat.


RS: hm….. since I can't get Hwabis, I guess ilbies are the next best thing.

RandomSin reached down his pocket to grab a Henesys return scroll, only to find that he had a hole in his pocket.

RS: WTFFFFFF. STUPID NOOB SOLD ME BROKEN PANTS.

Angered, The sin Flash Jumped all the way back to Henesys.


"MUSHMOM SMASH!"

-Jump-

"GRRRRR"

Just as Mushmom was about to jump onto Blue Mushmom's head, two Steelys hit directly through the gigantic orange mushroom.

"Noooooes my exp!" said the dead Mushmom.

Horrified by the instant death, Blue Mushmom looked up and saw a shadowy figure holding a Steely.

RS: huh. A blue mushmom. Those don't spawn here. Oh well, it might drop something good.

"Lucky Seven!" were the last words Blue Mushmom heard before it spawned back in the Hall of Mushroom.

"….."

The end?

Moral of the story: Never visit your crazy mushroom wife.