Somewhere in Smalltown, USA

"Hey Billy! You dweeb come on and fight me!" said some scruffy brunette child as he taunted the smaller Billy on a schoolyard.

"Yeah booger head fight him!" taunted another kid.

"FINE! I'LL FIGHT YOU MIKE!" angrily yelled the bullied Billy as a safety patrol child ran towards a crowd of children who began chanting "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!".

"STOP NOW OR I'M TELLING THE TEACHER!" yelled Safety Patrol officer...hmmm let's call him PJ or something like that...anyways the kids faced each other in a standoff before a familiar song blasted from the heaven.

*You Know It's The Mac Militant! Comin' To Get It On*

A brilliant, bright light shined on the four boys as Teddy Long descended from the sky and to do his famous dance.

"NOW HOLD JUST A MINUTE PLAYAS!, I SAW WHAT JUST HAPPENED OUT HERE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT WILL BE...A TAG TEAM MATCH. IT WILL BE...

BILLY AND SAFETY PATROL STEVE VERSUS BULLY MIKE AND TONY!

*Crowd cheers but none of the kids do as they look around in confusion.*

*Theme song plays*

Teddy Long ascends into the sky as wrestling ring manifests from nowhere.

HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!

How did Teddy Long become magical? Find out next time on Teddy Long Adventures!