Chapter 1 of the one, the only, Camp Jamers! Yeah! Lets party! Party till we're rainbows!

Disclaimers: We don't own SWAC. Or do we? ... No. We don't. :(


SPOV (Sonny's Point of View)

Ugh! I am so mad at Chad! I really sick and tired of Chad acting like he's better than everyone else! I mean seriously! Come on! Who cares if he gets food you can actually eat? You do! No I don't Conscience! Or how his show is the number one Tween Show-which it won't be this year!

Anyways, my cast is rehearsing right now. We're doing the Toe Nail Fairy sketch right now so I'm not in it. After this sketch we get to relax a bit then go home.

Annnnd...we are done with rehearsals for the day! Yay!

CPOV (Chad's Point of View)

Yes finally! We just finished rehearsals for the day! Now I think I'll go annoy the Randoms.

You only want to see Sonny! Pfft! No I don't! Yes. No. Yes. No! Yes! No! No! Yes! Gottcha! Grr! I will get you back! Whatever... Grr!
Anyways, I was walking to the prop house. I passed the commissary. Then I ran into the Randoms. Works for me!

Sonny and Chad, sitting in a tree K-I- Shut up Conscience! Pushy, pushy! Grr!

"Well if it isn't the Randoms," I started off.

"What do you want Chad?" Sonny said a little more sternly than usual. Weird.

"I don't know. Find out the answers to my homework; figure out why my brother threw my cell phone out the window? Many things Sonny. Many things."
I still can't believe my brother would do that!

"Your brother threw your phone out the window?" Sonny asked with pure confusion in her voice.

"Maybe. Maybe not," I said to her annoyance.

I think her cast thinks we some form of entertainment. Their eyes flick back and forth between the two of us as if watching a ping pong torment.

SPOV (Sonny's Point of View)

UGH! He is so infuriating.. He does have beautiful and sparkly ey.. Snap out of it Sonny!

''Really Chad? Really?'' I knew using his line would annoy him..

''You can't just use my line Sonny! And why are you Randoms watching us like Tennis!''

''Don't flatter yourself pooper.'' Tawni stated angrily.
"Whatever! I'm leaving!" Chad said just as irritated I was now.

"Fine!" I started.

"Fine!" he continued.

MCPOV (Mr. Condor's Point of View)

It's my precious little angel's birthday next month... Hmm what to buy her... Maybe a new horse...

"GOOD!"

Or maybe a new bike...

"GOOD!"

I am good! ... Wait.. Ugh! Those two are interrupting my thinking again, I will fire them! Hmm.. Then again... They are my best two actors.. I need to do something about this...

I walked-er marched- over to them.

"ENOUGH!" I bellowed.

They all now appear frightened. Not that I wouldn't expect that from Chad though.

"All of you to my office! NOW!"

Then did as instructed in a hurriedly manner. Good!

I turned on my blue-tooth and told Ernie to have the rest of the 'Mackenzie Falls' cast report to my office. ... Wow, I sound like a principle!

CPOV (Chad's Point of View)

Oops.. This was all Sonny's fault! He can't fire you..me...us... We are his number 1 actor! Yeah! The Randoms will get fired and...Sonny..Oh no...

SPOV (Sonny's Point of View)

Oh no.. I smell bonding or getting fired...Both are bad.. Camping was... But Chad will be there... What..? Pshht.. I don't like Cha- Why am I lying to myself?

TPOV (Tawni's Point of View)

Coat two.. pout... there! My Coco Moco Coco lips are perfect again! And pretty!

NPOV and GPOV (Nico and Grady's Point of View)

They're making us miss lunch!

MCPOV (Mr. Condor's Point of View)

Ooh! I know what to get Dakota! I'll get her a puppy! Yep. That's what I'll get her!

I used my blue-tooth to get a dog for my precious little angel's birthday. After all it is next month.

ZPOV (Zora's Point of View)

Great! Now Mr. Condor is gonna fire us! It's all Chad's fault!

I'm going to get him back! Yes! I will get revenge! Mwhahaha!

CPOV (Chad's Point of View)

We entered Mr. Condor's office. Wasn't I just here this morning? All well.

My cast is in here! Why is my cast in here! They didn't do anything! I mean I didn't either but still!

"What are you doing here?" Portyln asked once she saw me enter the room.

"What are you doing here?" I asked her.

"I don't know! It's probably 'So R-"

"QUIET!" Mr. Condor cut her off. "Take your seats!" he continued.

We all rushed into a seat. Sonny sat next to me! You like that, don't you?Shut up!

"Now that I have all of you here, I would like to bring up that all of you arguing has become a nuisance to everyone in the studio."

Everyone started shooting glares at Sonny and I. So we gave them looks that were saying, "What?"

"You are all going to Camp Jamers to bond and at least become friends!"

The room started to fill with moans and groans.

SPOV (Sonny's Point of View)

Just like I thought!

"Chad, since your more likely to be mobbed, you will need a disguise. It will include green, blue, and purple hair dye. Also a hat to be worn sideways and skateboard clothes such as a Tony Hawk shirt, slightly baggy jeans with medium sized holes in the knees, and Vans, Air Walks, or Tony Hawk sneakers."

"I will notdye my hair!" Chad said in a panic.

Aw. He's so cute when he protests! Don't even think about it Conscience! Darn!

"Yes you will! And Sonny will be the one dying your hair."

Big boss man say what now?

"Okay?" I said more as a question than as a statement.

"Fine," Chad agreed. "But only because it's Sonny."

What did he say? Everyone, including me, looked at him weirded out.

"Not because I like her or anything!" he quickly added. "Only because I trust more than some of the others here," he stuttered out.

SPOV (Sonny's Point of View)

I'm not sure what's happening but there's something wrong with Chad! He's covering his ears like he hears something! What could he be hearing!

There was then knocking at the door. That can't be good!

"That must be them!" Mr. Condor said practically jumping out of his seat.


Well that's the end of chapter 1! Tell us what you think! Please review! Till then, LETS PARTY TILL WE'RE RAINBOWS!