"Well, the first time I met Jesus Christ, I walked up to him, grabbed his stupid beard, looked him right in the eyes and said 'You. Are. A. Taintwaffle.' He calls the saints and then they drag me off and throw me in the fourth ring of hell. And I'm sitting there for 4 months with no one, but a group of fucking pedos for company…" said Socks.
"Hey," interrupted Panty, "Any of them try to get in your pants?"
Socks answered, "Oh totally. Yeah, they were all over me; watching me sleep, visible erections that they made no attempt to cover up, and they jerked each other off when I was near. But I don't blame them; I was hot for a 14 year old."
Boxer, Socks, Panty, Stocking, and Brief were sitting at their lunch table. Having a series of "intelligent" conversations. It's been two weeks since Boxer and Socks arrived from Heaven, the brothers and sisters have been getting along relatively well. Why were they exiled from above? The brothers never committed any sins or crimes against Heaven, maybe except the name calling. It was because Boxer, the oldest one with blonde hair, a red t-shirt (which he wore tightly), and skinny jeans, was a homosexual.
"My dad won't accept for who I am. I can't help it that I am not the son he wanted. Socks was the only one who was truly the only family I had." He once told Panty after she walked in on him and two "friends" one night.
The reason why Socks, his Goth suit-wearing brother, is down there with him is a mystery. Not even Boxer knows.
Snap back to the present. Stocking looked across from them and saw the Demon Sisters at their usual table. Seated across from each other. Stocking had a funny idea and turned to Boxer, who was having a corn dog downing contest with Panty.
"Hey Boxer. Go over to the Demon sisters' table and jack off Kneesocks' horn like it's a dick." Dared Stocking.
"Why the fuck would I do that?" Questioned Boxer.
"Because it would be funny." Said Stocking.
Panty cut in, "Yeah! Do it fa…" She stopped herself from calling him "that word".
Boxer looked at Brief, "Rock, how much will give me if I do this?"
"W-Why do I have to give you something?"
"Because you're rich and because you're sitting at our table and we're not charging you for it." Stocking answered back.
"Fine, how about…$20?" Offered Brief.
"That's good, but Boxer has to make eye contact with her the entire time." Socks said.
"Alright. I'll do it." Boxer said getting up.
The gay angel walked casually from their table to the Demon sisters'. He walked past Scanty and stopped at Kneesocks. She looked up at him in confusion. Before she would ask what the hell he wanted, Boxer gently grasped her horn by its base and began moving his hand upwards and then downwards. He then bent down to her level since she was sitting down and looked her in eyes with a straight face not uttering a word.
Meanwhile at the angel's table Socks, Stocking, and Panty were all laughing up a shit storm. Socks and Stocking had their heads up laughing loudly toward the ceiling and Panty had her head down at the table laughing just as hard with her one of her hands curled into a fist and pounding on the table. Brief had his forearm over his mouth and was softly laughing.
Kneesocks was shocked by this. She shot out of her seat and stood up.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?" She screamed swatting his hand away.
Boxer recoiled rubbing the hand she swatted. Scanty stood up too.
"HOW DARE YOU! ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO TOUCH HER HORN!" She screamed at him.
Boxer ignored Scanty's bizarre statement and faked a hurt look.
"Aw, was that not good for you? I was only trying to make you feel good."
He turned around and made his way back to his table. They couldn't hurt him. After all fighting during school hours is one of their rules. On the way back he passed the football team captain. Boxer gave his ass a firm squeeze. When the jock turned around, Boxer simply pointed at a girl who was nearby. When he sat back down he held his hand out towards Brief.
"My pay please, Mr. Rock." He requested. Brief gave him the twenty dollars. Boxer pocketed it immediately. The bell rang. The brothers and the sisters parted ways.
"I'll meet you after school at the Prickly Pecker." Said Boxer to Panty. "It's 'anything goes' night."
Panty acknowledged, "Angel sandwiches tonight, Bitches!"
"Angel sandwiches?" questioned Socks.
"Oh yes. It's when a man, usually bisexual, is placed between me and Pan…"
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! TOO MUCH DETAILS!"
