Ch. 1

story so tell me any mistakes but please be kind. Thank you, also I don't own Invader Zim only my characters who will show up later.


It's the first day of Hi skool as a beautiful girl with long purple hair and golden eyes (not like she opened them to let anyone see), wearing a black mini dress, grey armwarmers, pink & black stockings, and black boots. Came into the registration office, glaring at everyone as she played the new Game Slave V. She puts her game away as soon as its her turn to get her I.D. and schedule for her first year of Hi skool classes.

"Name please." Said a cheerful blonde haired lady (who reminded her alot of her old teacher Mr. Elliot).

"Gaz Membrane." She said with a sneer. Unfazed the lady happly typed in the name.

"Ah! Miss Membrane, I hope your schedule is as it should be." Cheerfully said Beth (her name as it said printed on her name tag). Gaz checked then growled out what sounded like a yes and turned around to leave.

"Name please." Beth said.

"I AM THE ALMIGHTY ZIM IRK," Zim yelled "and I require my I.D. and class schedule for this STUPID hyooman skool."

Everyone looked at him weird so Zim quickly said "Zim is normal."

Gaz rolled her eyes , then noticed how much Zim had physically changed. Instead of being small like he was, he had grown to '6'1', two inches taller than her. He looked more lean and seemed to have grown some muscles over the summer as well.

His outfit was still the same somewhat, although since he had grown his shirt looked less like a dressand was black and red now, he still wore his black skinny jeans, boots and mad scientist gloves. He kept the blue contacts that hid his red alien eyes, but his wig looked messier and covered one of his eyes. he didn't have any ears or a nose and his skin was green. So he claimed it was a 'skin condition'and that he was attacked by a rabid mongoose, like he did when he first came here because his disguise wasn't that well thought out. Since the human race was not that smart everyone believed him except for her idiot brother Dib.

'Click' 'click' "I'll expose you this year alien scum!" Dib yelled.

Zim grabbed his I.D. and schedule, then calmly said "Dib-stink there is nothing to expose I am a normal Hyo-"

"I know what you are!" Dib yelled cutting off Zim "even if no one believes me, I'll show everyone that I'm not crazy!"

Zim just shook his head, looked at Dib with pity and left.

"Dib membrane" Dib said angrily. Beth typed in his name, and then gave him his I.D. and schedule. Gaz thought how stupid and insane her brother just made himself look like and how much Zim has matured as well. Then shook her head and walked off to find her classes.