So this is my random rewrite/summary of Romeo and Juliet. Enjoy! Quite cracky. Me no owns this. Is it even copyrighted anymore, though? It's so old...
So some random dudes, who happen to be Capulets, insult some Montagues for no reason. Then, they randomly start fighting, and the entire town joins in. Finally, the Prince shows up, and makes them stop or he'll- he'll kill them! Yeah! And then it turns out Romeo, Montague, ditched the fight to stroll through the garden and mope about his one true love, Rosalind. Yep, Rosalind. He doesn't even know who Juliet is. So Benvolio, his biffle, teases him about being in love, and the scene ends.
And this shall be updated as soon as I type up the next chappie! Yeah, total crack. Enjoy!
Me out.
