the Edward elric coma

Edward Elric woke with a start. He asked the nurse about the I.v in his left arm. Surprised that he was awake, the nurse fainted with joy and incidentally hit the SUPER HOLY CRAP EMERGENCY! Button. Several doctors ran in. Edward demanded to see Al. they then explained that he had been in a coma for about 4 years and that Alphonse Elric had died once his soul returned to his extremely frail body. Ed could barely stand. "where's Winry?" he asked. She too had died but in a train accident when heading to central to visit Maes Hughes, who in turn was still alive. "stop yank'n my chain! When can I see Al to go find a philosophers stone!". They then told him that they didn't exist. Baffled, confused, dumbstruck, lotto ticketed, and feeling sick Edward laid back in bed and demanded that he get food now. "GET ME FOOD OR GET THE BEEP OUTTA MY ROOM BEEPIT!" The nurses rushed for adorable mini sized loaves of bread and pudding cups of chocolate flavor. Coming back with trembling eyes like they were going to cry. Putting the platter of bread and chocolate pudding on a ten foot extender, she eased it towards him. As his eyes lit with sparkles of genuine happiness, he skarfed I down and screamed "MORE!", his eyes full of fiery rage like someone lit a match in each of his eyes. An hour later he was safely asleep again.

Al quietly stepped into the hospital room. He had heard brother had come out of his coma. he was sewing him some pajamas. He wished he had some help, but brother looked like the only one who could sew in the room.

Meanwhile, Selin has just woke from his coma. He looked around. There were presents stacked to the ceiling. I've been waiting for this! Waiting for this, waiting for this!" as mr and stepped into the room, they were overjoyed to see Selin awake. Quietly took another present from the bag and handed it to Selin. Immediately he ripped off the wrapping paper and was trying the ridiculously over taped with sorrow box of sheer tape, which in the end was exacto knifed to perfection.

ed, now realizing that he absolutely did not believe a word those doctor idiots were saying. His plan would activate tonight.

Mmm kay… everything is set ed thought as he looked around for any doctors. He grabbed his brick and smashed the extra thick, sound proof, state alchemist, 15 year old who committed an alchemical taboo proof window. Sending his rope hurtling out the window, he proceeded to beat a hasty retreat before the cops showed up. Finding his extra extra elevation elevator shoes he purposely left outside. Running top speed, Ed searched for Roy mustangs house.

Upon reaching the noble Mustang house hold, Ed thought he smelled flaming couches coming from the back yard. He instead thought to go hide out in xercies with Maria Ross.

"WOW!" Selin screamed. He had just opened a huge box with a state alchemist Edward Elric plushie in it. With sparkling eyes, he pulled the string on its back. "DON'T CALL ME SHORT!" the doll said in an Edward Elricy type voice.

HUZZAH!

SOON COMING PART 2!