Title: "Better A Snake (Than A Dress)"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: JD would rather take his chances with a rattlesnake any day than face Ezra in a dress!
Warnings: Drabble, OW, References Crossdressing
Word Count: 100
Date Written: 16 November, 2011
Challenge: For the Fanfic-Bakeoff LJ comm's monthly challenge
Disclaimer: JD Dunne, Ezra Standish, Josiah Sanchez, Vin Tanner, all other recognizable characters mentioned within, and The Magnificent Seven are ᄅ & TM CBS, The Mirisch Group, MGM, and Trilogy Entertainment, not the author. Everything else is ᄅ & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
"And thus the lamb steps into the lion's den," Josiah's deep voice rumbled. His blue eyes sparkled mischievously up at JD, whose hand froze on the door knob.
"Huh?"
"Ez's dressin' up again," Buck translated. JD snatched his hand away as though he'd been scalded.
"Like," he stammered, "in a dress?"
"Yup." Buck grinned.
"He does make the purtiest, little man in a dress this side o' Tulsa," Vin drawled, blue eyes twinkling. The men laughed as JD turned tail and ran as though a snake was after him. He'd rather deal with a rattlesnake any day than Ezra's femininity!
The End
