Yo people! This fic is for nothing more than any shorts I have in my head that I want to dump out and possibly use for later in a different fic, if at all.

Hope you guys enjoy it.

I do not, and will never, own the To Aru Majutsu no Index series.


The maid before him bowed deeply, her eyes screwed up in concentration.

"Please allow me to serve you, Kamijou-sama!" the maid cried out both in joy and embarrassment.

"Eh? I'm sorry, but what?" Touma asked a look of bewilderment on his face. What in the world was this maid doing here? The maid looked up at Touma, allowing him to see her cute features. Her face went red when she looked at Touma.

"P-please allow me to serve you, Kamijou-sama!" the maid cried out cutely once more. It was so cute that Touma couldn't help but blush at the sight of this young maid trying so hard to gain his favor.

"Wh-why do you want to serve this lowly Kamijou Touma?" Touma questioned stepping back slightly.

"Because it…it's been my dream to serve the man who saved me…" the maid mumbled out quietly, a cute look of embarrassment on her face as well as a blush across her cheeks.

Touma gulped slightly as he tried to recall this girl's face. He hoped that this was before his mind wipe. Seeing the distressed look on her would-be master's face, the maid took it up on herself to remind him.

"I'm sure Kamijou-sama remembers the time he saved me from…myself…" The maid finished quietly, a sullen and downcast look on her face.

Touma nodded his head numbly, the memory never returning to him. The maid continued on with the story hoping that this would spark the memory for her would-be master.


It was a dark night for Academy City as Touma walked the desolate street. It was late at night, but before curfew, so there were few people on the street.

Touma stopped when he heard muffled sobs, taking a quickly look around; he quickly spotted a young blonde woman standing on the wrong side of the bridge looking down into the rushing water before her. The blond seemed to be mumbling to herself about something, but that didn't matter to Touma as he ran forward as fast as he could hoping to try and stop the woman from doing something stupid.

"DON'T!" Touma yelled out as he grabbed the young woman's wrist in a tight grip. "Don't do it. This isn't the answer."

"Why not? I can't do anything right!" the young woman cried, tears streaming down her face. "Everybody hates me…I can't do my job right…I can't even make a simple sandwich right without screwing something up."

"So what if you can't do that right? That just means you have to get up and do it again and again." Touma said sternly holding the young woman's wrist tightly. "Everybody hits their rough spots…" Touma slowly drew to a whisper, a look of remembrance reflected in his eyes. "It's not just you."

The young woman stared at Touma somewhat unconvinced. "Who would want a clumsy maid like me anyway?" the young woman whispered. "I can't even completely my dream with the way I am…" A sad looked crossed over her face.

"There are plenty of people who would want a clumsy maid." Touma assured her, Aogami flashing through his head. "A-anyway, why don't you come back to this side and we'll talk. You can tell me everything and anything you want. I'll listen to everything you have." Touma hoped that this would get the young woman to change her mind.

The young woman just stared at him, wondering if he was telling her the truth; If he was really going to listen to every complaint she had built up. "Do…Do you really mean that?" She asked softly, hoping he wasn't lying. He was the first person to offer her a kind word since her troubles began.

"Y-yeah…We'll head down to that café just down and the road and get something to drink, then you can tell me everything and anything you want." Touma said, his voice full of conviction, urging her to come back to his side of the bridge. He didn't want to see someone through their life away like this.

The young woman slowly nodded her head as she began to crawl back over the rail ledge. As she placed a foot on the ledge to climb over, he foot slipped causing her to tumble back and off the bridge. She would've fallen into the water had it not been for Touma and his quick thinking.

Touma held onto the woman's wrist tightly, determined to not the woman fall into the river below. Touma reached out to make a grab for her other wrist, but her arm was flailing around as it tried to grab something, anything.

"Grab my hand!" Touma yelled at her, her shrieks of fright filling the air.

"I-I can't! I'm gonna fall!" the woman cried out in terror as she looked at the water rushing below her. The water was dark and it didn't look all too friendly. It was cold and it probably wouldn't take long to take her breath and life away.

"I won't let you! I got you!" Touma roared out as she held her one wrist tightly causing the woman to gasp and loop up at him. She was surprised to see steel hard determination in his eyes. She knew that she could trust him and that gave her the courage to calm down and reach out to grab his out stretched hand.

Touma grunted in exertion as he began to pull the woman up. She was by no means heavy, but she wasn't light by any stretch of the imagination. Eventually though, Touma got her up and over the bridge railing falling onto his back with the woman on top of him, his head being buried in her rather large chest.

Pulling his head free, Touma looked up at the young woman.

"Are you all right?" Touma asked panting slightly.

"The woman looked at Touma before breaking out into sobs as he just hugged him tightly, right there in the middle of the street.

Touma sat there confused as this blond woman hugged him tightly bawling her eyes out. Touma cautiously wrap his arms around her hugging her gently. The two sat there for a while, the woman's cries soon fading to muffled sobs and sniffles.

"Feeling better miss?" Touma asked gently, trying this best to avoid making her cry again.

The only response he got was a nod. Touma smiled softly as he helped her up before standing up himself and dusting himself off.

"Come on then…Let's go get you something to drink to calm you down and we'll talk." Touma said gently as he offered her his hand which she took without a word.


"…And so Kamijou-sama sat there talking with me for hours, listening to every complaint I had…from the biggest to even the smallest. It was all thanks you, Kamijou-sama, that I was able to move forward once more and become one of the best maids in Academy City." The maid said finishing her story with a blush, a smile full of happiness. She turned towards Touma once more, her eyes filled with sparkles of hope and joy. "So please…allow me to serve you, Kamijou-sama!"

Touma gulped softly as he stared at her hopeful face. Touma wasn't sure on what to do right now..here was this maid that told him that she wants to serve him after he apparently saved her from committing suicide...though it did sound like something he would do, he felt that it was his previous self that she wanted to serve, not him. Touma stared at the once more her eyes full of hope. Opening his mouth ready to say something, until…

"YOU BASTARD!" an indignant voice rang out from the crown of onlookers that had gathered to watch. "A maid! Raising flags with a maid now!"

Touma froze in place noting who the voice belonged to instantly.

"It can't be right?" Touma asked himself, his head dropping slightly in despair. "It can't be him right?"

"Who are you talking about Kamijou-sama?" The maid asked innocently.

"Him…" Touma mumbled out as he pointed to the one person he had feared at that moment. "My friend…Aogami Pierce."

Aogami stomped out into the small clearing, an angry scowl on his face. He glared at Touma before his attention turned to the maid next to Touma. His scowl softened as he smiled at her softly before turning back to Touma once more, the angry scowl back to full power.

"What the hell, Kami-yan? Don't you have enough girls in your harem already?" Aogami yelled as he crossed his arms over his chest. The maid blushed deeply at the mention of harem, her eyes turning to Touma wondering what is really going on. She shook her head before deciding to speak up for her would-be master.

"Ahh...Kamijou-sama hasn't accepted yet, but I hope that he will." The maid said cheerfully, a smile on her face that could light up a room. Aogami went silent as he glared at Touma.

"So Kami-yan…Are you going to accept it and raise more flags…or are you going to break this cute maid's dream?" Aogami wondered, a gleam in his eyes. That gleam could mean a multitude of things to Touma if he wasn't careful.

Touma was sweating bullets as he felt that stares of everybody around him. He didn't know what to say or do, but…there was one thing that could help him for the moment…

"SUCH MISFORTUNE!" Touma cried out as he grabbed the maid's hand and pulled her along with him as he ran away from the crowd and down the street.