Hey there ladies and gentlemen I am BACK :D

I was going to wait for after exams to post this, but i decided screw that.

Its less serious than my previous story, so enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own COTT

The team groaned into the secret wing. They had just faced an onslaught of a Kraken, another one of Cronus' plans on, and having to swim through a whole palace with just a bubble of air to breath. You could guess Archie needed a bit of pushing. Actually it took Poseidon to pick him up and throw him into the portal. They sat down in Hera's solarium to be debriefed. She entered proudly.

"Good job everyone. That was a close call but you finished the Kraken for good."

"Thanks Hera, can we go home now?" Moaned Neil. She scowled at his rudeness.

"Not yet. Now I have an announcement for all of you. We the gods, are going out of town for a week. We will be spending it with my brother Hades."

Silence

"Wait WHAT?" Archie had caught on finally.

"Yes. We are taking a break."

"Hold on, since when did gods go on holiday?" asked Odie.

"Since there are now people who can look after the place while were gone. Until we return, You guys will have to look after the place. We leave tomorrow morning. NOW you can go."

The team walked out.

"This SUCKS." Grogged Neil, "I was supposed to go to a party tomorrow. Not house-sit Mount Olympus."

"Youre not the only one who had plans for this weekend Neil," Theresa was getting into this too. Knowing better than let them bicker, Jay stepped in.

"Alright guys, let's remember what were REALLY here for. Defeating CRONUS. Not going out to parties."

"I'm cheesed nonetheless."

"SHUT UP NEIL"

"GUYS!" Jay was raising his voice now. "There will be plenty more parties next week Neil. Calm down."

The journey back to the Brownstone was quiet from that point on. The dragged themselves inside, looking forward to one of Athena's appetising dinners.

"Good evening Athena," Jay politely mumbled. As he turned to see what was cooking he tripped over something.

"You all right Jay?" Asked Herry.

"I'm fine. I just tripped over..." He stared at the suitcase. "You're kidding me. YOURE going too?"

Athena turned her head to face him. "Of course. ALL the Olympian gods are going. I haven't had a vacation since you kids got here so don't be blaming me."

Jay slowly got up. He still had his butt on the ground.

"So who wants Kebabs?"

The alarms went off early the next morning. 5AM. On a FRIDAY. It was a PA day too! ):

The team dragged themselves to the school for 6. Not a happy sight. They were grumpy and sleep deprived just because they were told to see the gods leave. Bummer. The gods were waiting for them by Persephone's solarium.

"You are welcome to use any of the facilities here. If there are any problems, Hade's number is on the noticeboard in Hermes's room." And with that, the gods took off into the underworld tunnel. Leaving the seven of them in the middle of an empty Mount Olympus.

Neils eyes widened which often meant an idea, most of which never made sense.

"You know guys, we might be able to get to party tonight after all."

Odie turned to him. "Are you crazy? We can't have a party HERE. The gods would kill us! And how do we get people in anyways without having them realise Greek gods are real?"

Neil grinned. "What the gods don't know won't hurt them. And how bad would it need to be that it would take over a week to clean up?"

"For once, I'm agreeing with Neil." Said Atlanta "I'm sure this place has some alternative decor and we could use the portal to trick people into thinking it's just a dance hall or something."

Everyone finally began agreeing but Jay remained quiet. The others looked at him. Theresa put a hand on his shoulder with hopeful expectations.

"Please Jay? Can we have a party here?" If it was one person who was going to need some convincing, it was Jay. No surprise there. He was always stressed nowadays and hadn't been to a party of ages.

Jay thought to himself. Their fight with the Kraken and Cronus had worn him yesterday. But Cronus was getting predictable. He would come up with some crazy plan, they would screw it up and he would disappear for another week or two before he came up with ANOTHER dumb plan. Cronus was out of the picture for at least a few days. Why not plan something fun for a change?

Jay looked at his friends and smiled. "Well it seems like we have a party to plan."

Jay's leadership skills had more use than just for Cronus. He should consider party planning as a career or something. He had set Neil and Theresa on getting the news about the party out and getting people to come. Herr was in Dionysus' room taking out crates and crates of beer and other liquors that not even Odie could pronounce. Atlanta and Archie had scouted out on awesome place just out od the way of the busy streets that were perfect for the portal/door. Odie was fiddling with Hermes computer. It was having positive results. He had transformed the main room into a dance floor with speakers the size of refrigerators on the walls. The statue of Zeus was replaced by a DJ stand. Speaking of DJ's, Atlanta contacted Pan to see if he wanted to DJ for the party. That god would cut off his dreads for her if she asked.

By early evening, everything was placed. There was a snack bar the size of the kitchen in the brownstone and the drinks... ...so many drinks. They could feed thousands with this much and still have more. Herry wasn't kidding when he said that the drink fridge in Dionysus' room literally replenished itself.

Soon there were people coming, completely oblivious to what this place actually was. Before too many people arrived, Jay got the team together before the real partying began.

"Alright guys. You ready to party your asses off?" They cheered. The placed was getting packed now there were hundreds of people.

"Good. But listen first. I don't expect any of us to remember much tomorrow morning. That's a good thing. It means you had the best time of your life." They cheered again and each raised a shot of some unpronounceable liquor. Archie exclaimed. "Here's to one Hades of a night..."