The family saga
Intro : Here is the family saga. The author wrote this for his obsession with changing statistics. All of the numbers besides dates represent ages.
Reginald's children.
1876
Bartholomew - born
Louise - 5
1879
Nick - 1
Bartholomew - 3
Louise - 8
1884
Nick - 6
Bartholomew - 8
Louise - 13
1890
Nick - 12
Bartholomew - 14
Louise - 19
1896
Nick - 18
Bartholomew - 20
Louise - 25
1900
Nick - 22
Bartholomew - 24
Louise - 29
Bartholomew and children
1905
Bartholomew - 29
Andrew - 2
1912
Bartholomew - 36
Andrew - 9
Jonathan - 4
1915 - (Bart's father, Reginald, dies at this point)
Bart (Bartholomew shortened) - 39
Andrew - 12
Jonathan - 7
1918
Bart - 42
Andrew - 15
Jonathan - 10
Sandra - 1
Mitchell - 1 (Sandra and Mitchell are obviously twins)
1923
Bart - 47
Andrew - 20
Jonathan - 15
Sandra - 6
Mitchell - 6
1930
Bart - 54
Andrew - 27
Jonathan - 22
Sandra - 13
Mitchell - 13
Andrew's children
1935
Andrew - 32
Larry - 1
1941
Andrew - 38
Larry - 7
Richard - 2
Jim - 1
1946
Andrew - 43
Larry - 12
Richard - 7
Jim - 6
1950
Andrew - 47
Larry - 17
Richard - 11
Jim - 10
1954 - (Bart dies at the age of 78 at this point)
Andrew - 51
Larry - 21
Richard - 15
Jim - 14
Larry's children
1964
Larry - 31
John - 3
Mitchell - 1 (Mitchell was named after his great uncle)
1969 - (Andrew is dead at this point due to a unexpected virus)
Larry - 36
John - 8
Mitchell - 6
Reggie (Originally Reginald due to being name after Larry's great grandfather) - 4
1975
Larry - 42
John - 14
Mitchell - 12
Reggie - 10
1980
Larry - 47
John - 19
Mitchell - 17
Reggie - 15
1983
Larry - 50
John - 22
Mitchell - 20
Reggie - 18
Matt - born
1986
Larry - 53
John - 25
Mitchell - 23
Reggie - 21
Matt - 3
John's children
1991
John - 30
Destanie - born
1994
John - 33
Destanie - 4
Jacob - 2
1998
John - 37
Destanie - 8
Jacob - 6
2001 (John's son was named after his sixteen year-old uncle who was killed in the columbine high school massacre)
John - 40
Destanie - 11
Jacob - 9
Matt - born
2005
John - 44
Destanie - 15
Jacob - 13
Matt - 4
2010
John - 49
Destanie - 20
Jacob - 18
Matt - 9
2017
John - 56
Destanie - 27
Jacob - 25
Matt - 16
2023
John - 62
Destanie - 33
Jacob - 31
Matt - 22
Matt's children
2037
Matt - 36
Nicolas - 10
Kendrick - 4
Kalecia - 1
2043
Matt - 42
Nicholas - 16
Kendrick - 10
Kalecia - 7
Matt Jr. - 4
2050
Matt - 49
Nicholas - 23
Kendrick - 17
Kalecia - 14
Matt Jr. - 11
2061
Matt - 60
Nicholas - 34
Kendrick - 28
Kalecia - 25
Matt Jr. - 22
Matt Jr.'s children
2067
Matt Jr. - 28
Matt III - 5
Kyle - 1
2070
Matt Jr. - 31
Matt III - 8
Kyle - 4
2080
Matt Jr. - 41
Matt III - 18
Kyle - 14
2090
Matt Jr. - 51
Matt III - 28
Kyle - 24
This family saga is over because this author has to go to bed before mom gets mad.
