Me: This is inspired by… really nothing.

Finn: It's a KK Fangirl's nightmare. Or fanboy.

Me: Take your pick.

Finn: I'd love to see what happens to us in the future.

Me: Me too!

Finn: When did you come up with this?

Me: Hmm… I don't know. This morning.

The Distant Future

After being forced onto a date with her, Jeannie and Finn fell in love. They got married over the summer of 2029, and had two kids: one girl named Aurora and one boy named Vladimir. Finn quit his DHI job and moved to Bethel, Alaska, which is near the east coast of Alaska. Finn died from an epidemic of smallpox in 2079 and Jeannie was stampeded to death by moose and neither ever returned to Florida again. Aurora became a stripper and Vladimir was arrested for killing inmates.

In 2029, Amanda was unable to attend Finn's wedding because she was imprisoned for illegally growing marijuana in her backyard. She remained in prison for five years until she was bailed out. When she left, she found Finn had moved and she had been disowned and tried to get a job before committing suicide in 2045.

Maybeck was working at a grocery store before hired by Apple. He was a CEO for Apple for 15 years and became filthy rich and also became Sexiest Man Alive of 2032. He married a supermodel and lived a prosperous life before dying of cancer in 2080 shortly after his wife was killed in a car crash.

Philby, the tech genius of the DHIs wanted to become CEO of Apple, but instead became a clown for children's birthday parties and the Grand Circus of New York. He was run over by a clown car during one of his circus acts and died of lung collapse in 2057.

Charlene almost became a world-famous gymnast before losing to a Russian girl named Claudia in 2032 Olympics. She then went bankrupt and became homeless. She begged for money to people on the streets of Florida and tried to learn the saxophone. She was killed by a wave of ecoli in southern Florida in 2044.

Willa became an 'all-natural cotton fibers' fashion designer and was famed around the globe for 'going green'. She was going to run for president of the United States in 2045. She was shot and killed by police trying to calm a violent protest to save the Ring-Tailed Lemur of which Willa was head of at the White House in 2043.

Jez married five men in 2034, 2034, 2046, 2052, and 2069. Her first husband in 2034 was Jack Nicholason, and her second husband was Dylan Nicholason, Jack's brother. Jack died in a car crash, and three months later, Dylan was married to Jez before he died of lung cancer because he smoked. Her third husband, Nate Fillips, stole her money and was never seen again. Her fourth husband, Terry Newsberry, was arrested and executed for the murder of five strippers in Tennessee. Her fifth husband was Chris Fields and she divorced him because he didn't think Justin Bieber 'was that bad'. Tired of men not turning out like she expected, she became a nun to the Presbyterian Church in Sacremento, California. She preached to people along the streets, disowned Amanda the drug-user, and died peacefully in 2075.

Me: I'd like to say that the only one who really lived a good life was Maybeck.

Finn: And Jez.

Me: Technically, yes.

Finn: It's actually depressing to hear about my friends fictionally dying.

Me: I would hope it would be depressing.

Finn: Wait, what?

Me: It shows you have emotion. At least you're not thrilled.

Finn: Point taken.

Read and Review? I know you all are like 'WHY?' to everything, but that's the point. It's not how their future was supposed to go. Heh… Vladimir…