Catchy Announcer Voice: In a land of DOOM and AWESOMENESS...
Gir: YAY!! I like Doom! :)
CAV: And insanity rules supreme...
Zim: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees... PUNY EARTH HUMANS! BE DESTROYED BY THE INSANITY!
CAV: There is a show... About... VAMPIRES!
Audience: -le gasp!-
CAV: Now, start playing "Noots", "Still Waiting", or "No Reason" by Sum41...
Audience: -plays one of said songs-
CAV: And meet our hosts! The main guy, the best, FALLEN!
Fallen: -comes out and waves-
CAV: CHARLIIE!
Charliie: -comes out, but trips over her feet and as Fallen laughs, she hits him with the FlySwatter-
CAV: TWILIGHT!
Twilight: -comes out, and hears no cheers. Threatens everyone with magic. They ignore her, and get hit by Duel Cannon(TM)-
CAV: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... DEM!!
Dem: -squeals in glee at being included-
CAV: Now... Lets introduce the victims err guests! Edward and Bella!
Edward & Bella: -are poofed and seen arguing over whether or not Belly gets to be a vampire- (This starts out before Breaking Dawn, till chapter 10.)
CAV: Rose and Emmett!
-said people appear-
CAV: Carlisle and That Girl He Married!
-said people appear- (Yep. I am VEEEEEEEEEEEEERY lazy bout this stuff.-
CAV: Everybody ELSE!
-everyone cept Alice appears-
CAV: And Fallen's BEST muse... Give it up fooooooooooooooooor ALICE!!
Alice: -is poofed- Hey! This is that show Fall said I could help with! SW33T!
Crowd: -cheers for Alice-
Fallen: AND YOU MAY NEVER LEAVE!! MWHAHAHAHHAHHA-cough- HAHAHAH-coughcough- Hehe... he... he.
Everyone Cept Fall: O.o (They're all cool enough. lololololololol Watch Arby N The Chief on Youtube to get that joke XD Yes Its a footnote in a footnote XD)
Fallen: Oh and Dem, you still have to update stories.
Dem: B-b-b-but there's no computer!
Fallen: -poofs up a computer-
Dem: Ugh... FINE! -bursts into tears- (Awwwwwwwww poor Demmy-kins!)
Alice: Kay... Next chapter shalt be questions! If The Awesome Readers of Fallen's Fans Review that is. And ask Questions.
Fallen: See ya there!
-End Chapter-
