Catchy Announcer Voice: In a land of DOOM and AWESOMENESS...

Gir: YAY!! I like Doom! :)

CAV: And insanity rules supreme...

Zim: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees... PUNY EARTH HUMANS! BE DESTROYED BY THE INSANITY!

CAV: There is a show... About... VAMPIRES!

Audience: -le gasp!-

CAV: Now, start playing "Noots", "Still Waiting", or "No Reason" by Sum41...

Audience: -plays one of said songs-

CAV: And meet our hosts! The main guy, the best, FALLEN!

Fallen: -comes out and waves-

CAV: CHARLIIE!

Charliie: -comes out, but trips over her feet and as Fallen laughs, she hits him with the FlySwatter-

CAV: TWILIGHT!

Twilight: -comes out, and hears no cheers. Threatens everyone with magic. They ignore her, and get hit by Duel Cannon(TM)-

CAV: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... DEM!!

Dem: -squeals in glee at being included-

CAV: Now... Lets introduce the victims err guests! Edward and Bella!

Edward & Bella: -are poofed and seen arguing over whether or not Belly gets to be a vampire- (This starts out before Breaking Dawn, till chapter 10.)

CAV: Rose and Emmett!

-said people appear-

CAV: Carlisle and That Girl He Married!

-said people appear- (Yep. I am VEEEEEEEEEEEEERY lazy bout this stuff.-

CAV: Everybody ELSE!

-everyone cept Alice appears-

CAV: And Fallen's BEST muse... Give it up fooooooooooooooooor ALICE!!

Alice: -is poofed- Hey! This is that show Fall said I could help with! SW33T!

Crowd: -cheers for Alice-

Fallen: AND YOU MAY NEVER LEAVE!! MWHAHAHAHHAHHA-cough- HAHAHAH-coughcough- Hehe... he... he.

Everyone Cept Fall: O.o (They're all cool enough. lololololololol Watch Arby N The Chief on Youtube to get that joke XD Yes Its a footnote in a footnote XD)

Fallen: Oh and Dem, you still have to update stories.

Dem: B-b-b-but there's no computer!

Fallen: -poofs up a computer-

Dem: Ugh... FINE! -bursts into tears- (Awwwwwwwww poor Demmy-kins!)

Alice: Kay... Next chapter shalt be questions! If The Awesome Readers of Fallen's Fans Review that is. And ask Questions.

Fallen: See ya there!

-End Chapter-