Brotherly Love… Ya Its Never Gonna Happen
My first Inuyasha fanfiction. I've had this planned ever since I saw the third Inuyasha movie and I saw screenshots of the last episode of Inuyasha. This takes place after the last episode of Inuyasha. Enjoy.
I don't own Inuyasha!
.:;'He forced me to';:.
It was a normal day with Inuyasha and gang still searching for Naraku so they can kill him. But first they will get an unexpected visit from an unexpected person from an unexpected demon a.k.a. Sesshomaru.
"Okay Kagome did you bring the beer" asked Inuyasha.
"Do you even know what beer is" asked Miroku?
"Miroku there's something I've been wanting to tell you ever since I met you something that makes you special to us all, Miroku…"said Inuyasha
"Yes Inuyasha" said Miroku crying thinking it was something good about him.
"You're an idiot" said Inuyasha.
"Miroku's turned to stone" said Shippo.
"And that's how I saved Christmas" said Inuyasha.
It was actually December 24, time 11:59:59p.m. after Inuyasha said this to Miroku so he did indeed save Christmas by helping all the women out there who hate perverts.
All of a sudden Sesshomaru appeared wearing flashy sunglasses.
"I'm bad" said Sesshomaru.
"Sesshomaru what are you doing here" asked Inuyasha.
"Oh ya Inuyasha even though this pains me to say it father is forcing us to live together for one week and he said he'll return from his grave if you don't oh and no fighting so come along" said Sesshomaru forcing on a smile breaking his bottom jaw. Then he tried to grab Inuyasha's arm.
"eh,eh,eh Can't touch me…
can't touch me
J-J-J-J-Just like the bad guy
from lethal weapon 2 I have diplomatic immunity
so HAMMER you can't sue
I can write graphite and jay walk in the street
I can ride a loot not give a hoot and touch your sister's teat
Can't touch me
Ya can't touch me" sang Inuyasha avoiding Sesshomaru
"What in god's name is he doing" said Miroku
"Can't touch me" sang Inuyasha avoiding Sesshomaru
"I believe its called the worm" said Kagome
"I'm a big shot there's no doubt
light a fire then pee it out
don't like it kiss my rum
just for a minute lets all do the bum
can't touch me
Ya do the Inuyasha bumb
Can't touch me
I'm presidential Inuyasha interns think I'm hott
Don't care if you're handy capped
I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world from hardback to back bay
Its Inuyasha go Inuyasha I'm so Inuyasha Yo Inuyasha
Lets watch Regis rap this way
Can't touch me" he finished.
His audience clapped in amazement to his voice.
"You done yet" asked Sesshomaru
"Ya lets go" said Inuyasha.
End family guy ending music
Not much to say but stay tuned for next chapter and please review. And tell me what you think.
