Sebastian Michaelis, Technician
Written by: Me~. Who else?
A/N: I know I should be working on Two of a Kind, but. . . Blame the plot bunnies.
Yesterday my mom was getting the laptoppy fixed, and for some reason I imagined Sebastian being a computer technologist. Is that weird? Anyway, here you go.
Disclaimer: If I owned KSS or KSS Two, would I even be here?
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"Darn. This is acting up again. . . ."
A blue haired boy sitting in front of a computer sighed and picked up his phone, dialing a number quickly.
He waited a few minutes until the person on the other end picked up.
"Ciel-chan! What a surprise. Who knew you'd call me~? Anyway, what do you need?"
Ciel rolled his eyes.
"Alois, what was that company you mentioned that can optimize your computer?"
There was a loud chuckle on the other end.
"Who would've thought. . . . The name was iPhantom."
"Phantomhive is my last name. . . . Are you sure that's the company, or are you screwing with me?"
"Why would I screw with you? Unless you're talking about the other meaning."
"Perverted moron."
"That was mean. Anyway, if your computer's acting up, might as well call them."
"Yeah. I'm going to right now."
"Bye~. Have fun."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Bye."
Ciel hung up quickly,then searched on his defective computer for the number of the company.
The number was found, and he dialed it.
"Hello, this is Sebastian Michaelis of iPhantom Optimizers. How may I help you today?"
"Ciel Phantomhive. . . . My computer is slow. I'd like you to fix it for me."
"Have you an account with us?"
". . . .No."
"Oh."
"Was I supposed to have an account?"
There was silence on the other end, and Ciel was about to hang up when Sebastian finally replied.
"It would be much easier if you had an account number so we could give you our best services, Mr. Phantomhive."
"Whatever."
"Shall we get started on your computer?"
"Yeah, as soon as possible."
"Please go to our website and type in the serial number for your computer."
"In a sec. . . . Okay."
"May I have permission to remote control your computer?"
"Go ahead."
Ciel leaned forward, hoping that it wouldn't take too long, and tapped his fingers on the edge of his desk.
"Okay, so you said the problem was that your computer was being slow?"
"Yeah."
"It was just a build-up of temporary files and saved passwords from all the sites you've browsed over the past three months. I'm going to delete them now to make your computer faster."
"Go ahead."
Said temporary files were deleted, and Sebastian set a few things so it'd automatically fix everything.
"It's done. Is there anything else?"
"No, actually, that's all."
"Would you like to get an account with us?"
"No. Goodbye."
So Ciel hung up and typed away on his now-awesomely fast computer.
