The Wvormhole Weapon

After seeing the preview commercials to the next season of Stargate- with Mitchell confidently saying we need a plan- I just could not resist the idea of Harvey walking in and saying as Dr. Strangelove, "The Wvormhole Weapon!

Spoilers-Most of farscape, bits of Stargate.

Disclaimer: I have no ties to either show or movies like Dr. Strangelove.

Setting: The Ori Beachhead has been established and everything is going hell. Vala is recovering in the SGC getting a physical while the team is trying to figure out what exactly to do.

"What the hell are we going do? The Ori just sliced through our combined fleet. We a need a plan, a good plan!" said Mitchell.

Over intercom, the alarms sound. "General Landry incoming wormhole, the signal going right through the iris," said Harriman.

A beam then shoots through SGC and hits Mitchell.

""Why John, what we need is the wvormhole weapon!" said a ghoulish man in Mitchell's head doing a Dr. Strangelove impression.

"What the frell?" Who, what are you?" said Mitchell.

"You don't remember and we were so close for so long. I'm what you use to call Harvey," said Harvey teasingly. At least you remember to curse in Sebacean.

"Sebacean?" said Mitchell.

"You really don't remember and not even your wife, shame about what the Ori've done to Officer Sun. The first kid was your double's and the next one will likely need an old and a young priest." said Harvey smiling. Well, I'm here to help. The Ori have tried going interdimensional, that's why you, John and Officer Sun are here and why my "program" has bee reactivated.

"The name's Cameron and the woman is Vala, not my wife," said Mitchell

"John, John, how naïve, and Scorpius and the Ancients saw so much potential in you. Your memories have been suppressed. Just have your doctor run scans of your brain. She will find microbes along your brain stem and some scaring and a small piece of Interion brain matter near your memory area. If she examines "Vala" she will find a peripheral nerve with scaring, the same microbes, a 0.4 percent difference in DNA from normal human DNA, and evidence of one pregnancy." Oh and if the humans in this dimension are bit advanced, she'll detect an invisible to the normal eye, bluish field emanating around her. You ever wonder how Scorpius found Officer Sun, I mean Vala, so easily. Scorpius never could figure out what Zhaan did to her, but he could see and detect the field." said Harvey. And by the way, the only reason why you are not called John in this reality is with a John Shepard and a Jack O'Neill, the Ancients decided to be original for once.

"Your crazy, what exactly are u, you send program?" said Mitchell

"Just have your examination. The beam that is currently on you is gradually activating your suppressed memory sections. Then when you're back to "normal", said Harvey rolling his eyes, we can discuss how to use all your wormhole knowledge to crush those religious fanatics, the Ori. Hmmm, I wonder how many planets we'll destroy this time." With that said, Harvey as Dr. Strangelove does the N,azi then American salute and walks away into the shadows.