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The Kevin
Ok, Kevins are just people that I made up who are so annoying, that they are nearly unbearable. They think that they are really popular, and that they are the smartest ones in the whole school. Kevins are almost always sorted into Slytherin. If your name is Kevin, and you are not the one that I'm thinking of, then I am sorry. Kevins are usually more unbearable than a misquote bite or Poison ivy. (Kevin D., if you're reading this, I am not sorry in the least. This is how the whole school feels about you.) The female versions of Kevins are called, ummmmmm, Tamris. Kevins almost always have really, really annoying voices. Also, I have no idea if there is even a Kevin Smith, but I didn't want to get into too much trouble by using an actual Kevin's name.
My Kevin Fic.
One day, Harry Potter and co. were early for breakfast. They looked up at the head table, and saw a boy with a ratty face by Dumbledore's chair. Professors Snape and Mcgonagall were both looking very annoyed. when the rest of the students came in, Dumbledore stood up, and announced that the knew kid was called Kevin Smith, he was from America, and he was in fifth year. As professor Mcgonagall got out the sorting hat, professor Snape crossed his fingers. When the hat touched Kevin's head, it shouted Slytherin faster than you could blink. Mcgonagall smiled, stretched out her hand, and Snape, looking deeply disgruntled, slammed ten galleons in it. Later on during that day, the Gryffonders and Slytherins found out why.
It was during Potions that it happened. When they had all started their potions, poor Draco was stuck with Kevin, and right away, they started an argument. It was about what direction the sun rose in. Draco, being sensible, said that it rose in the east, while Kevin was convinced that it rose in the west. Finally, they were in a wrestling match. When Snape pulled them apart, he was furious.
"You are a disgrace to all the Slytherins who have ever entered this building, Mr.Smith. I hope you're feeling proud of yourself, there's one hundred points that you've lost for Slytherin. Now. Get. Out. Of. This. Room."
Kevin scuttled out, leaving the finfic writer blank on what else she should do to him. Till my next Sanity break.
The Kevin
Ok, Kevins are just people that I made up who are so annoying, that they are nearly unbearable. They think that they are really popular, and that they are the smartest ones in the whole school. Kevins are almost always sorted into Slytherin. If your name is Kevin, and you are not the one that I'm thinking of, then I am sorry. Kevins are usually more unbearable than a misquote bite or Poison ivy. (Kevin D., if you're reading this, I am not sorry in the least. This is how the whole school feels about you.) The female versions of Kevins are called, ummmmmm, Tamris. Kevins almost always have really, really annoying voices. Also, I have no idea if there is even a Kevin Smith, but I didn't want to get into too much trouble by using an actual Kevin's name.
My Kevin Fic.
One day, Harry Potter and co. were early for breakfast. They looked up at the head table, and saw a boy with a ratty face by Dumbledore's chair. Professors Snape and Mcgonagall were both looking very annoyed. when the rest of the students came in, Dumbledore stood up, and announced that the knew kid was called Kevin Smith, he was from America, and he was in fifth year. As professor Mcgonagall got out the sorting hat, professor Snape crossed his fingers. When the hat touched Kevin's head, it shouted Slytherin faster than you could blink. Mcgonagall smiled, stretched out her hand, and Snape, looking deeply disgruntled, slammed ten galleons in it. Later on during that day, the Gryffonders and Slytherins found out why.
It was during Potions that it happened. When they had all started their potions, poor Draco was stuck with Kevin, and right away, they started an argument. It was about what direction the sun rose in. Draco, being sensible, said that it rose in the east, while Kevin was convinced that it rose in the west. Finally, they were in a wrestling match. When Snape pulled them apart, he was furious.
"You are a disgrace to all the Slytherins who have ever entered this building, Mr.Smith. I hope you're feeling proud of yourself, there's one hundred points that you've lost for Slytherin. Now. Get. Out. Of. This. Room."
Kevin scuttled out, leaving the finfic writer blank on what else she should do to him. Till my next Sanity break.
