"Are you sure you want to go through with this Sasori?" The red head growled, "Yes, you remember how ill some of them got last year. I for one am not going through that again."

Zetsu chuckled, "Can't argue with that, but I was the one that had to baby sit Hidan." "Lucky for me but this year, we're going to be prepared."

The bipolar man mumbled, "Maybe we should go ahead and make this a full examination as well." "You're not actually referring to that too?"

"Look at it this way, none of us has been checked that I know of and we all are long overdue. It's not going to fucking hurt."

Sasori groaned as he sat his medical kit on his desk, "My nerves will but wait….what about Olivia?"

"Yes her too, we haven't been researching and developing our skills these past few weeks for nothing." "I've been dying to try it out! It'll be hilarious especially when the teen comes over today."

"Ugh, in that case she's all yours. I'm not dealing with that uncooperative girl unless someone wants me to kill her."

Zetsu laughed, "You just have to know how to handle her that's all, but I have no problem checking her so let's inform the others."

"This'll be a joyful day."


*As expected…most freaked out when the men were told they were having a physical examination as well. Luckily, the girls and Hidan wasn't here at the moment since they went to get groceries.

First up: Tobi and Deidara

Deidara sulked as his lover led him into the room as Zetsu carried his squirming lover on his shoulder. "Tobi don't want a shot! He don't need it!"

"I don't need one either un!" Sasori sat the blonde down, "Roll up your sleeve brat."

"Tobi, will you please sit still!" The boy had seen the needle and tried to get away again until his lover snapped, "Sit down and behave or I will make you!"

The boy cringed and looked away as Zetsu rubbed the alcohol swap on his shoulder, "Take a deep breath, it'll come on three."

Tobi nodded as Zetsu counted, "1, 2, 3." The boy tensed when the needle hit but then relaxed once it was over.

His lover kissed him on the forehead, "That's my good boy. It wasn't so bad was it?"

"It stung but Tobi still don't want another one." He chuckled and put on some gloves, "Ok, now for the fun part. Drop your pants." "Why?" "You're getting a physical examination Tobi."

The boy bit his lip, "What for? Tobi healthy."

Deidara snapped, "He's going to check to make sure you don't have a disease un!"

Sasori smacked his lover upside the head as Tobi dashed from the room with Zetsu managing to catch him in the kitchen.

The bipolar man mentally cursing and strangling the blonde for saying that, now his lover was crying from worry.

"Tobi has a disease? He's a good boy he can't have any!"


Zetsu cooed, "It's alright Tobi, I don't think you do but it's a precaution. All I'm going to do is apply gentle pressure to your groin, check for any abnormalities, and then take a sample to test it."

Tobi sniffed and whimpered, "That's it? When will Tobi find out?"

"This afternoon, Sasori and I are better than any normal doctor. We can get the results in a day."

The boy smiled a little and dropped his pants, leaning against the table as his lover did his thing.

Zetsu nodded, "Mmmhmm, looks good so far." Taking a swab from the tip he placed it in a container that was labeled with Tobi's name.

"Alright you're done, but I also need a urine sample as well."

Tobi took the small cup and Zetsu followed him to the bathroom to make sure he wouldn't cheat…like the boy would, that's more of a Hidan and Kisame thing.

*Sasori was pleased his lover wasn't misbehaving, though he doubted he would anyway.

Deidara sighed and muttered, "You done yet Danna un?" "Almost but apparently you don't want me to stop brat." "Hmm un?"

Sasori chuckled and put the swab in the blonde's container, "Look down." "Shut up un!"

Pulling up his pants and tucking his erection the blonde tried to stomp out but his lover pulled him back, "You have to fill the cup brat!"

Following his blushing lover to the other bathroom he smirked, "So far so good."

Unfortunately it wasn't going to last long.

TBC:

Interesting so far right?

Princess Shadowfiend came up with the idea but instead of going to the hospital, leave it to Dr. Sasori and Zetsu at home XD

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