Quick one-shot I thought of after I heard Payphone by Maroon 5 and Wiz Khalifa. I was missing Dan and Blair so this appeared in my head.

I do not own Gossip Girl or the characters associated with it. If I did, the writers and show runners would be fired and sent for extensive psychotherapy.

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fairytales are full of it

The beast doesn't become a man.

The shoe never fits.

The pumpkin stays a pumpkin.

The princess doesn't wake up.

Damsels in distress don't want to be saved.

Nobody chooses Prince Charming

And the Dark Knight gets the girl.

Happy ever after doesn't exist

- Anon, Brooklyn, NY

Blair closed the literary magazine and put it back on the shelf. She knew who Anon was.