Sebastian goes online shopping on Calvin Klein, Victoria Secret (for corsets) Spencers for toys...and a slew of others..These are all actual recorded convos with sales reps..Hope you find it entertaining. (Riddled with plenty of innuendos and some yaoi...) comments/ideas on what you'd like to see next are much obliged.
His Butler, At Spencers
Call accepted by a guest services department. Currently in room: Tim.
Tim:
Hey Sebastian. Welcome to Spencers! What sort of item are you looking for?
Sebastian Michaelis:
Hello there, I am looking for some toys...
For a 13 yr boy…and I am having trouble with my selection.
You see, my young master's birthday is coming up and as his butler, I'd like to get him something…special
Tim:
What sort of interests does he enjoy? We have a large selection of items from television shows.
Sebastian Michaelis:
(-chuckles-) The young master I serve has quite a lot of...varied interests shall we say. He likes dogs...a bit of a heavy tea drinker...he enjoys chess, darts, and high handedly giving orders…
Oh…and he enjoys anything sweet and creamy.
Sebastian Michaelis:
As for his favorite television show, I believe it is something called 'Black Butler'
Sebastian Michaelis:
Not sure if you are familiar with that
Sebastian Michaelis:
Also, he has an extensive collection of eye patches so if you carried that, that'd be marvelous.
Tim:
If he likes tea, we do have a large number of mugs that you could look at .
Tim:
The eye patches are here: . ?keyword=eye%20patches&thumbnailIndex=1
Sebastian Michaelis:
So you do carry the eyepatches. Well, well, I must say, I am rather impressed. I'm taking a look at the some of the mugs right now. I think the 'Thug Life' one would fit him nicely. Also the mug that says, 'A Giant Cup of Shut the **** Up' would do well. The young master gives me endless orders and that's usually what goes through my mind.
Sebastian Michaelis:
My only concern is that these might be a bit too direct…
Sebastian Michaelis:
Might you have any tea mugs that are more…subtle?
Sebastian Michaelis:
Anything sarcastic with double meaning or innuendo would be much preferable.
Sebastian Michaelis:
That's usually how I speak with my young master on a daily basis so I'd like to make sure my gift to him stays consistent…
Tim:
One moment
Sebastian Michaelis:
Please take your time, Tim.
Tim:
. ?currentIndex=96 if you are looking for mugs with subtle insults some of the ones on this page have them
Sebastian Michaelis:
Oh, my. I cannot help humoring myself at some of these delightful inscriptions on your tea mugs:
'I'm the freakin QUEEN'
' Nobody knows I'm gay',
'I AM THE ****** BOSS'
'I'm surrounded by idiots' (- might purchase this one for myself...)
All of these suit the young master quite well. Thank you.
Sebastian Michaelis:
Do you also carry corsets by any chance? Something that could fit a 13 yr old boy?
Sebastian Michaelis:
Or anything that is tight fitting with lace…perhaps with some cat ears to match?
Tim:
Due to the nature of the chat I am going have to end the session, feel free to continue browsing the site.
(*cuts chat and leaves*)
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Well, Sebastian will try another store for the corsets but first he must find a replacement black suit for the young master has stained his with cream. Hence, the next chapter is Sebastian inquiring Calvin Klein about suits...and black stilleto heels. Devilish good fun ahead.
Review and fav if you'd like to see more.. ;)
***IMPORTANT NOTE: Due to the content guidelines on this site, I have been notified that I am no longer allowed to post anything in a chat format and everything must be strictly dialogue based (else probably face deletion) . I had no idea about this so it has put uploading the other stories in this series on hold. I will either have to do two things. 1) Either rework this entire series as strictly a dialogue between the characters (which kind of ruins the whole point of this). Or 2) Seek another fanfiction site that is more liberal with their rules and accepts this type of format. I'm leaning on option 2 right now, maybe wattpad, archives, or any fanfiction site that is more writer-friendly and then transfer this whole series on there bit by bit. Just thought you guys should now, and of course, I'll let put the link of for that on here once it's done so that you can still enjoy the many live chat conversations of Sebastian (-and- Ciel ) ;)
