Note: This sort of ties in with Obito on Hands Hormones and Being Dead, as it explains how the dead Uchiha's are able to peep in on the still living characters of the Naruto-verse. This is a crack fic. It's also a gift... of sorts. Please forgive me my idiocy.

Dedication:

To my dearest Dead-chan;
I'm not too certain about this one. But I must say the pairing is one of my favorites, so I hope you can get even a little bit of joy out of it. Please accept this humble offering as an apology for not having Laws of the Fanfic Universe finished when I said I would.

I know… I deserve to be punished. Perhaps, you can come up with something sufficient. You know, other than the pain of knowing that I don't own Naruto (This also doubles as my disclaimer as it clearly states that I don't own Naruto).

Luv;
Smurf-chan


Closet Case… or the Case of the Closet, Which Ever
The Prologue (Smurf is fond of Prologues... they're fun!)

Ebisu, as we all know, is a closet pervert, having been dubbed so by everyone's favorite, blonde haired, blue eyed, Kyuubi container. Though at the time, dear little Naruto had no clue as to how accurate a description that actually was.

Shisui is also a closet pervert. However, this is only in the minds of Dead Uchiha, and Smurf, who write him into pervy closet situations all the time, simply for their own amusement.

Ibiki is not a closet pervert. He has never been a closet pervert, and aside from one serialhugger fic, in which he was Mary-Sued (sort of), and a rather yummy piece of Fan Art featuring himself and Asuma (he's fairly certain that Kurenai and Anko were behind that one) he hadn't gotten enough play to even be considered for the title of pervert in training.

This is the tale of all three men, and their closets.


Okay, now you can either flame me, ignore me, or continue reading. It's up to you.