Secrets Revealed!

Author's Note: Oh my I seem to be having too much ideas for fanfics oh well I promise I will finish them!

Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King. If I did pigs would be able to talk and they all would sound like Horo Horo.

Hao's Secret!

Hao had just taken a bath and went into his room. Making sure that no one was in a 10 mile radius from his room, he locked the door slammed the windows shut and sound proofed his room. But sadly he forgot one little thing. So not noticing his mistake he went in front of the mirror butt naked and then headed for his closet.

From the deepest most secretest part of his closet he got out what seemed to be a pair of ladies underwear AKA a bra and panty! He put on the underwear and stuffed the bra with tissue and then he got a long blonde wig from out of thin air then he took his brush, then combed the wig for a while. He put on the wig and and held the brush out to his mouth and sang Britney Spears' song

"I'm not a girl. Not yet a woman" Hao sang on with the song and stopped 20 seconds after he started.

"Damn you Britney I'm sooo much sexier than you!" Hao said in front of the mirror (I have nothing against Britney Spears.)

Hao felt hungry so he quickly changed out of the underwear took off the wig and wore his usual cloak and pants and headed towards the dining room.

"Ohayo!" Hao greeted with a cheerful smile to everyone at the table

The people at the table namely Yoh, Anna, Manta, Horo Horo, Ren and Tamao looked back at Hao and either greeted or just continued eating.

Hao sat down grabbed his chopsticks and began to eat.

"ITADAKIMAS!" Hao said aloud and quickly ate

"Hao-sama! Ne Hao-sama!" Called out a little voice

It was Opacho running towards the dinning room.

Hao looks back and says to the little girl "Ohayo. What Is it?"

"Opacho just wants to ask what was Hao-sama doing a while ago." Opacho said looking curious

"Err.. What are you talking about Opacho! I took a bath of course!" Hao said quite defensively

"No Hao-sama. The one after the bath! You know the one with the singing and the mirror and you wearing a panty and bra that was stuffed with tissue then u sang to a Britney spears song in front of the mirror…" Opacho was cut off by Hao

everyone just stared at Hao after that

Ehehehehe. Ummm I gotta go now. The food was great!" Hao said nervously while covering Opacho's mouth while going outside " Well that was a great meal thank you!"

Ren: Yoh your brother is very weird.

Yoh: He is well I do that too. What's wrong with that?

Ren: Ok you are both freaks.

(Slap)

Anna: Don't call my Yoh a freak! Ok now eating time is over! Manta, clean the floors! Yoh, wash the dishes then after that I want you to do 1000 ush ups, sit ups, and run around the town until you can't feel your feet anymore and make sure that time is before dinner! Tamao, do the laundry! Horo, clean the toilet cause I know that you made a whole pile of shit in ther! Ren, get the groceries!

Everyone stared in shock at her.

Anna: Well…WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR THESE CHORES DON'T DO THEMSELVES YOU KNOW!

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