Denmark/Prussia Ficlet 04
Summary: Another kind of "Day in the Life" type thing. Why Germany now only calls Prussia on his cell phone at two in the afternoon if he hasn't heard from his brother in a while.
Disclaimer: I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia.
Warnings: This contains implied male on male sex and MPreg.
Other Notes: For the record, in this fanfic, Germany is dating Japan. It'll make sense later. Also, I apologise if Germany seems a little out of character.
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It wasn't until that morning that Prussia realized how loudly the phone rang. Groaning, he rolled over to answer it.
"Hello, Densen residence. Gilbert speaking." He said, trying to sound awake and probably failing miserably.
"Morning, East." Came his brother's voice.
"Hey, West." Prussia said, waking up a bit. "What's up?"
"Not much. Just haven't heard from you in a while and was wondering if you were still alive."
"I died. You're talking to East's awesome ghost. Sorry I didn't tell you earlier. I've been busy haunting Magnus's ass. And just his ass."
Germany gave an exasperated sigh. "Thanks, East." He said. "I really didn't need that mental image.
"You know you love me, West."
"Only because I'm obligated to as your brother."
"West! That was mean! The therapist said to stop putting me down so much!"
"The therapist also said for you to stop being so negative towards yourself and I have yet to see you do that."
"Shut up, West."
"Right. So, anyway, how are the kids doing?"
"They're being kids. Yesterday, they finger-painted a wall."
"How did Magnus take that?"
"He helped."
"That sounds like Magnus." Germany said, sighing.
"Yup. Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only adult in this house."
"Sometimes, you are, East. And sometimes, there are no adults in that house."
"Thanks, West. I love you too. So, when are you giving your big brother a niece or nephew?"
"In about seven months."
"…WHAT?" Prussia said, loudly, waking Denmark.
"You will have a niece or nephew in about seven months."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"I didn't know if you were still alive." Germany said, a playful tone slipping into his voice.
"Wifehood and motherhood haven't kill me yet, West!"
" 'Yet' being the operative word."
"I hate you, We- Magnus, what the hell are you doing?"
Germany couldn't hear Denmark's response. He wasn't sure if he wanted to.
"Not now, Magnus." Germany heard Prussia say. "I'm on the phone!"
Again, Denmark said something that Germany couldn't hear and wasn't sure he wanted to know.
"Because, Magnus, it would be really awkward while my brother is on the phone!"
"East…what's g- " Germany started to say before another voice cut him off.
"Hey, Luddy! Your brother will be right back!" came Denmark's voice, followed by the sound of the phone being set down – not hung up, just set down.
An hour and a half later, Prussia managed to get away from Denmark and get back to the phone.
"Sorry about that, West."
There was no response.
"West?"
Again, silence.
"West?"
And then the dial tone kicked in.
"Goddammit." Prussia said, hanging up the phone.
"What happened, Gil?"
"He hung up on me!"
"What? Why?"
"I don't know, Magnus. Probably because you were trying to suck my dick while I was talking to him!"
"Sorry?"
"You're sleeping on the couch tonight."
"Join me?" Denmark said, hopefully. Prussia playfully glared at him.
"No."
