Author's Note: Hello everybody! This is my first fanfiction—ever! I'll try to write as much as I can. Now onto the prologue!

~~Carly's POV~~

Why? Why on Earth would Freddie, the President of the AV club, date Sam, a lazy slob? I thought he loved me! I am MUCH prettier than Sam. I have warm brown eyes, she has icy blue ones. I have neat brown hair; she has a blonde mess on her head. I thought. I just don't get it.

~~Freddie's POV~~

"You're right!" I exclaimed.

"See, Canadian bacon IS ham!" Sam replied.

I'd been dating her a week, the best week of my life. I don't know why she dates me. I have muddy brown eyes; she has eyes bluer than the ocean.

"Hey Carls, do you like Canadian bacon?" I asked randomly. "Carly? Carly? CARLOTTA GABRIELLA SHAY!"

~~Carly's POV~~

"CARLOTTA GABRIELLA SHAY!" Freddie screamed.

"I-I guess," I stammered. Then, the idea came to me. Plan GGTKSACFTDH (Get Griffin To Kiss Sam And Comfort Freddie Then Date Him) was now in action.

AN: Not very proud of this, tell me what you think. PLEASE review! Maybe it will make me write better. It was sort of a filler chapter. By the way, Griffin will kiss Sam and Carly will comfort Freddie and try to date him. Will her plan work? Read and review to find out. Eat some nutella and grow a mustache.

~SEDDIE FOR THE WIN~