The Ex List-Prologue

Okay-Elizabeth Reaser starred in an old tv-show that was canceled, and it looked interesting, so I'm basing this one on that, but with the Twilight characters and an alternate ending. Enjoy!

I shoved my books into my bag and spun out the door of the classroom. My new teaching job was a lot to handle.

My phone started buzzing, deep under all the books. "Shit," I mumbled as I rummaged through the bag, finally feeling the pulsing device. I pulled it out and looked at the caller ID.

ALICE

I frowned and answered. "I'm on my way, Alice," I announced into the phone. But she shrieked on the other end. "Esme-oh my god, Esme, get you ass back here now! This is NOT good!" She hung up before I could ask.

"Stupid psychic," I mumbled under my breath. Alice was, well, a psychic-she was always right when she predicted the future.

I shoved my cell back into the bag and hurried out the door.

I fumbled with the keys to my front door. As soon as I had it angled to go into the hole, Alice had yanked it open and pulled me in. She pushed me onto the sofa and started pacing around me.

"Alice-what in the hell is wrong with you? And what was that call..." She cut me off.

"Esme," she took a deep breath, "You need to find your true soulmate this year." I raised my eyebrows.

"And again, why is that bad?"

"Esme, if you don't, you will be alone-forever!" she shrieked. I bit my lip. She's never been wrong before though.

I sighed. "Any clues on how to find him?"

She closed her eyes, and a minute later, she grinned. "Yes, it's someone you've dated before-that should narrow it down-"

"Alice-do you have any clue about how many guys I have dated? How many times I have fallen in love? It would take years to remember all of them-let alone find them! Oh god, Alice, what am I gonna do?" I raged.

She shrugged, and started to walk away. "Better start crackin'."

She left the room. I wanted to scream. Loud. But I shrugged off the idea, and thought for a minute.

I pulled a notebook from my bag, and tossed the bag itself to the door.

I tested the pen, and slowly made out the list-as many men as I could think of.

Hope you enjoyed it! It will get a bit more interesting as time goes on (crazy guys, psychic psychos, lemons!) Thank you and I love you all! I'll update soon!