Hello! This crossover is being written by two co-authors, just as Good Omens was! We decided it would be fun to put ourselves into the story, so we're the two inexplicable girls that show up in the prologue thingy and in first show up in chapter two. This is a pretty fun crossover (at least in our opinions) of Neil Gaiman's and Terry Pratchett's Good Omens and Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, with some references to Douglas Adams and Doctor Who. The ironic thing? WE'RE AMERICANS! Yeah, thing is, the best sci-fi comes from Britain. Well, unless we're talking about Orson Scott Card, but then again he's not as funny. Anyway, we've read so much English literature that we think we can pull it off. The only thing I noticed is that the British don't use the word 'awesome' a whole lot, but I do use it (a lot. hey, it's an awesome word!), so that word is in there anyway. But let's stop reading my blithering and go onto the story. Enjoy!
In the beginning of the end...
There were two girls.
There had been many other girls before them and they probably wouldn't be the last, but they were significant enough during this time to be mentioned. They weren't what you normally depicted when you thought of teenage girls. They weren't really that fashion-conscious and didn't read very many vampire romance novels and weren't really that rebellious as teenagers go. In fact, they were rather geeky, were big fans of science fiction and fantasy, played trivia quizzes for fun and squealed over things like the new Harry Potter movie coming out. But they were like other two friends in some fundamental ways as well, such as the fact that they argued.
"But Charlotte, dark chocolate is so bitter!"
"Wonderfully bitter! It's mixed in with the sweet and it's just heavenly... white chocolate is sickeningly sweet."
"It's not sickening, Charotte, it's just sweet. Maybe you haven't tasted good white chocolate."
"I've tasted white chocolate Easter bunnies."
"Then no, you haven't really."
"But, Jin AaAaAah..."
"But Jin AaAaAah what?"
"Dark chocolate is more real than white chocolate."
"That doesn't make any sense, white chocolate is just as tangible."
"No, dark chocolate is closer to being actual chocolate!"
"And what is actual chocolate? Awful and bitter."
"But it's more natural!"
"But the point is, white chocolate tastes better."
"Not to me."
"Oh. Then I suppose it's a matter of opinion."
"Then dark chocolate would be in the majority!"
"How do you know that?"
"I can just tell."
"How?"
"I dunno, I have this affinity with dark chocolate and I can tell the opinion of it from people worldwide."
"Charlotte, you're silly."
"You're silly for liking white chocolate!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Let's stop this futility before it gets too far along ."
"Understood. But...dark chocolate is bittersweet... Everyone likes a bittersweet ending than a sickeningly sweet ending. You know, except my grandma."
"Who said that chocolate had anything to do with stories?"
"It has everything to do with them. When you read a book, you eat chocolate. When you watch a movie, you eat a box of chocolates. Well, you know, when you have the chocolate."
"Yes, but that - never mind..."
They were sitting on a bench in a park, feeding bread to the squabbling ducks. Two men with serious faces were talking on the other side of the pond, obviously spies. But the girls kept looking at the ducks.
"Jin Ah?"
"Yes, Charlotte?"
"Do you think ducks like chocolate?"
"I don't know. Maybe."
"Everyone likes chocolate."
"True, but you can't be sure about ducks."
"I guess."
Charlotte threw an entire slice of bread into the pond. None of the ducks went after it and she watched it slowly become a soggy mass of brown gunk and sink to the bottom of the pond. She frowned. She never liked it when something was wasted. Jin Ah threw a little piece of bread at them and twenty ducks started squabbling for it at once. Both of them silently concluded that ducks certainly weren't the brightest species of the animal kingdom.
"Jin Ah?"
"Yes, Charlotte?"
"Can we go and get some chocolate?"
"I thought we were going to go to that bookshop."
"Oh yeah! Okay. After the bookshop?"
"Sure."
Silver little snowflakes started to fall, covering up the tracks that they had left in the snow to get to the bench. More snow on top of more snow, on top of dead leaves and making everything purely white. It was in this situation that the two girls seemed to swap personalities.
"Oh, it's snowing!" said Jin Ah pleasantly.
"Yeah," Charlotte put on a half-hearted little smile. She didn't really like the snow.
"It's so pretty!" continued Jin Ah.
"I suppose, sometimes," admitted Charlotte, who mostly saw the slush. She liked the springtime better.
AN ENDING
A crossover of Good Omens and the Discworld Series, occurring in the last few days of the Roundworld and the Discworld, and being helped along by:
Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter: Ye Saga Continues!
Written with some lovely Footnotes and references to Douglas Adams and Doctor Who by the real Jin Ah and Charlotte, who are ironically Americans.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
SUPERNATUAL BEINGS
Aziraphale (An angel, more of a book keeper than a book dealer, and Southern Pansy)
Crowley (A demon and Bentley driver who wears sunglasses, even when it's overcast)
((we'll add more as we come to them))
APOCALYPTIC GODS
Odin (Father of the gods and lover of clean, white linen sheets)
Thor (A god of the thunder and the sky, with anger issues)
Baldur (A god of all things pleasant and wonderful, the favorite child)
Loki (A troublemaker whose only purpose is to annoy the gods)
WIZARDS
Rincewind (A Coward So Yellow He Once Ran Away From a Pigeon)
Mustrum Ridcully (The Archchancellor of the University)
The Librarian (Who is Very Fond of Bananas)
Ponder Stibbons (The Only One Who Gets Any Work Done)
The Archchanchancellor of Brazeneck (Formerly Known As the Dean, Also Known As Henry)
The Bursar (Who Exists On A Somewhat Different Level of Sanity From Everyone Else)
IMPOSSIBLE BEINGS
(Either thought to be impossible or simply are impossible)
DEATH (Death)
Ridley McCoy (A Flying Man)
Dr. Fletcher (A Doctor Who Can Do Anything)
HUMANS
Jin Ah (A Lover of Purple)
Charlotte (A Lover of Yellow)
Agnes Nutter (A Very Awesome Witch)
Anathema Device (A Formerly Former Occultist and Professional Descendant)
Newt Pulsifer (A Man Who Failed to Be a Witchfinder More Than Any Other)
Sophie (Assistant of the Impossible Doctor)
THEM
ADAM (An Antichrist with a Big Imagination)
Pepper (A Girl Who is Never Pippin Galadriel Moonchild in Her Presence)
Wensleydale (A Boy, Otherwise a Youngster)
Brian (A Boy with Built in Dirt)
MORE THEM
(sort of)
Genevieve (A Girl, and Annoying Little Sister)
William (A Boy, and Annoying Little Brother to the Annoying Little Sister)
Jayha (A Boy, and Annoying Little Brother)
AND:
Dog (The Antichrist's Dog and Former Hellhound)
Archie (The Impossible Doctor's Guinea Pig)
The Luggage (Made of Sentient Pearwood)
