I was smoking weed while noscopes le noobs when my fedora fell off and I realized I was out of dorritos. when Walter White kicked the door down and leant me his spare Fedora, He tipped and on his way out dropped a bag of top quality meth on the counter and backflipped out of the window. tamamo smelled the meth on the table and began to fondle herself while sniffing it to remind herself that her lover walter's presence was there. As i watched this oddly erotic display, I started jerking my 2 inch cock with my cheeto dust covered hand. Then Mario (in his paper form) burst through the walls and quickscoped Generic Call of Duty Soldier #1337 with his Quake Hammer.
And then Marios mom got the camera and began filming the even't. Everyone walked to the cooler to get a can of Mountain Dew Baja Blast (Dew it right, kids!) when the meth that had been jizzed on by Imanasshole began to mix with the air, leaving everyone to get really fucking toked,
Because that's how meth works you dicks. after tamamo got knocked out by ahole's inoxicating cum fumes and the meth, she wandered the wastes like the ebin courier frum fallout, but after a mile of walking, she got tired and fucked herself with all 9 of her tails. Just then, the Tardis appeared out of fuckin nowhere, landing on tamamo's leg. Vivian appeared out of the shadows, and her 10 inch cock became erect (because she's actually male according to Japan) and began to fuck Mario up the ass through his overalls while using Mountain Dew as lube.
Mario was disatissfied with the size of her dick so he decided to insert two dragon dildos into his anus along with it, he then inserted six joints and startiong smoking kush and blowing the smoke out of his ass. The smoke putruding from Mario's Asschecks formed stars in the shape of a launch star from SMG, confused, he jumped through one to be knocked out by the smell of his own putrid anus and some fuckin' OG Dank Weed, yo. fuckin tamamo and the qt cunt krew were flying through space looking for ssome dick and while looking, they spotted snoop dogg, and he was sporting the legendary codpiece, tatzeldonger. The Doctor decked tamamo right in her stupid cunt mouth while sipping on a cup of tea and listening to some boos ass classical then then realized he was made of paper, and began to burn with all of the joints in his anus.
Mario then realized he could shoot fire, so he started blowing fire out of his anus onto tamamo's dick. While on fire, Mario sprinted into the nearest kush field and laid down in the middle of the field, lighting all the kush up. From the fumes, God himself got really fucked and started playing Halo 9 on his EA Branded Mtn Dew Xbox. snoop dogg looked down upon all these fuckers eating penises and blazing all the kush he grew created a feeling of dong envy, so he replied with ayyy lmao and flew into the great beyond with the eneergy of a thousand blunts from his codpiec. The doctor looked down at the scene, his 67 inch alien cock in his hand as he stroked furiously and screamed "U W0T M8" down at them. The X-Nauts appear and begin fucking each other through their spandex uniforms.
Jesse unlocked his front door to find everyone in his house getting derriere destroyed, dropped his arbercrombie and fitch shopping bag and screamed "THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARRASED BITCH". fuck shit cunt pussy mcdonger's assnoggers, said luka, where the fuUUUUCK am i gonna get some snake pussy, oh shit, lets get raped, CHUCK GREENE OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE with his knife gloves coems into the room and says, NO, i was too late. Chuck begins anal fisting everyone in the room, sptallering shit and blood everywhere with each suckerpuch to the prostate. Grodus sees everything and laughs to himself and takes off his computer helmet, revealing himself to be...
SHIT JUG
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